Midnight Meme Of The Day!

 

by Noah

I laugh and shake my head ruefully everytime I hear people say that the way to avoid another "presidential" shitshow debate is to simply cut Mr. Howling Monkey's mic when he goes over his allotted time. As if that would stop him!

A childish mental case like Trump would just take cutting his mic as a challenge. He would immediately just raise the decibel level of his screaming gibberish and I have no doubt that he'd come prepared with the pockets of his baggy, oversized suit full of things to start throwing at the moderator and Joe Biden. If there was a table, he'd try to jump up on it, fail, fall, tip over the table and be rolling around, bellowing his nonsense from the floor. Would anybody be shocked if, after that, he went full-on apeman, reached in his pants, and started hurling his shit around the room? He'd even toss it at the camera. There it would be. Splat! Trump's shit on the TV screens of every tuned in viewer in the world. That's his statement to us all and it's his party's statement to us all. "Fuck you, America! You get shit! Here! We rub it right in your face! Fuck you America!" Hey, they are who they are. That's a reason why they support their howling monkey.

The epilogue, of course, is that all of that scene is merely a depiction of the end result of decades of nearly all American voters simply not paying attention and/or being too damn stupid. They, also, are what they are. I wrote something similar during the Nixon years and it's only gotten worse. Nixon & Agnew or Trump & Pence? You decide. I already have. You asked for it. You got it, the worst screaming proud boy shit-gibbon of a president of all.