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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Did Trump Make You Want To Puke Today?




A top physician in New York-- down the street from Trumpanzee Tower-- told me (and she knows) that the reason for Trump's behavior today is because of a larger than usual, earlier than usual testosterone shot. It doesn't just accentuate the orange hue or enlarge his head and hands, it causes the aberrant behavior we've been witnessing all day.

He's continued his no-wn battle with Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals; picked a fight with chief of staff John Kelly and Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen-- who he hinted he's going to fire; simultaneously disgraced himself and made an idiot out of himself while he stumbled over how to talk with military men and women; got in another pissing match with the CIA over his devotion to fellow autocrats in Saudi Arabia; threatened to shut down the government if he doesn't get money for his wall; then claimed he would shut down the whole border if immigration gets uncontrollable; and told reporters at his sleazy country club in Florida, where he's hunkered down instead of going to visit the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan like real presidents do, that what he's thankful for on this Thanksgiving holiday is that he "made a tremendous difference in the country. This country’s so much stronger than it was when I took office and you wouldn’t believe it."

If you decide to get testosterone replacement therapy when you're in your 70s, be sure not to overdo it-- or you'll turn out like him. And say "cosentiny wire."


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Ahhhh. The testosterone surge of a 12-year-old boy but with none of the self restraint.

    'splains a lot.

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  2. Anonymous6:05 AM

    If the Deep State were patriotic, they would privately "reveal" to those who could activate the 25th Amendment what they know about them while promising not to show the public if they would only act to remove Hair Furor from the Oval Office. With the House under Democratic control, there is already a brake on Pence doing much. I am willing to risk getting him for now.

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  3. Anonymous6:58 AM

    your faith in the democrap house is misplaced, 6:05. Pelosi's history is to not impede the Nazis from doing much of what they want, counting on continued evil to provide a vacuum that she can fill with more neofascist democraps in the next cycle.

    Or did you already forget her/their pathetic 2007-2008 "brake" on cheney/bush?

    trump does nothing I do not expect him to do. His brand of pure evil does not make me retch. he's not my president.

    But the prospects of what Pelosi's house will NOT do plus DOING 'paygo' is making me very queasy.

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  4. Anonymous8:28 AM


    But we have a bit more influence over the House, 6:58. There are enough progressives willing to be vocal that we can prod the House into making certain issues more prominent. Admittedly, this is a very weak defense, but it's all we have and we must use it as best we can.

    To do nothing allows the Nazis to win.

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