Smells Like Ass
Since Saturday Night Date Night is upon us, you may want to consider this fabulous product. At first, I thought it might be fake, but then I noticed that 'Colusion' is misspelled, just like Señor Trumpanzee spells it. So, it must be real. But I doubt it's really a Ralph Lauren product. I bet it's really 'Colusion' by Ivanka. It would make sense for her to use a pseudonym, since sales have rightly plummeted for any products with her name on them.
Probably removes paint and kills crabgrass, too.
Talk about something I'll never be able to un-see!
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