Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Midnight Meme Of The Day


-by Noah

By now, we've all seen multiple clips of reporters and late night TV hosts going out and interviewing Trump supporters in the streets. It's easy. You just go up to some clown that's wearing a Trump hat, turn on the camera, ask your questions, and watch the crazy come pouring out. To be fair, though, (and I'm always fair), it doesn't seem to be just the most fervent Trump supporters. It's Republican voters in general. It has become impossible to tell the difference. If you vote like a Trump supporter, you are one; no hat required. No stupid slogan on your shirt, no confederate flag or white hood either.

As Hurricane Harvey flooded Texas and SeƱor Trumpanzee toured a couple of firehouses with The Whore Of Slovenia to sell some hats, a common statement by Republicans ran along the lines of "See. Trump is taking real action. Where was Obama during Katrina?" In the alternative fact based Republican World, Obama had been shirking his duties as president and was out playing golf somewhere, never mind that, in the real world of 2005, Obama was not the president and wouldn't be for another 3 years. Not only that, but then Senator Obama actually did go to New Orleans and lend a hand.

All of this leads me to these questions when I see someone wearing a Trump hat, shirt, sheet, hood, or whatever: Should such people, for their own good and ours, be allowed to operate machinery? Should we step up the growth of public transportation for them in order to keep our highways safer? Do they get their own busses? Could it be that there is a beyond intolerable amount of lead in red state drinking water? Or is it all just due to bad schooling and FOX "News"? Well, of course, it could be all of those things, or, it could be just that the Walter White, of Breaking Bad fame, is a real person, that things have been reversed and the Republican Big World of Alternative Facts is actually the real world, and the "real" world that I have been living in is a fictional TV world. If that's the case, then obviously Walter was every bit as wildly successful in selling meth to the real world masses as the show depicted, and Breaking Bad is really all a documentary. Silly me, I thought that was just well-done fiction.

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At 5:52 AM, Blogger Ronnie Goodson said...

As they say, " You can't fix stupid".

At 6:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And stupid NEVER fixes itself.

People that stupid should not be allowed to fuck with public policy... should never be allowed to vote or run for office (gomert, king, etc.) or have any position where their stupidity can kill people.

One can compellingly argue that the usa is a kakistocracy because of the degree and pervasiveness of stupid among the voting electorate; a tyranny of sub-sentience.

Gives DWT a little different meaning.

At 7:45 AM, Blogger Ten Bears said...

There's only one cure for stupid. Death. Rightfully so. Lazarus Long

It's a survival of the fittest thing.

I see these them and wonder "should such people, for their own good and ours..." be rounded up, at gunpoint if need be, stuffed into cattle cars and "escorted" to reservations somewhere out in the hinterlands. The Australian outback comes to mind, as does sub-sahara Africa. Antarctic, Mars, or the Moons of Neptune.

At 10:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It should be simpler, TTB. Just tattoo their IQ on their forehead or maybe "chip" them and issue scanners to everyone. That would allow me to just move on rather than waste another second of what time I have left interacting with idiots. They can't/won't learn from others and their existence is a drag on the quality of my life.

Anyone who bitches about being shunned for being a fucktard could then be sent to one of arpiao's AZ gulags.

BTW, there should also be a label, like RB, for the religious bigots that I also wish never to spend another femtosecond with. They are not necessarily the organically stupid. These fucktards are willfully stupid.


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