Monday, December 15, 2008

Does anyone know what the heck is going on in Blair House in early January that's so all-fired important?


It couldn't just be that she's a bitch, could it?
(It was her decision, wasn't it?)

by Ken

This business of having every-day "In the Loop" -- and the real thing, with our pal Al Kamen -- is exciting but time-consuming. We have to remember to stay up to date.

Today Al is putting out a question that has given us too a lot of pause since we heard about it. Apparently he hasn't been able to turn up the answer. Let's hope this plea will turn up some information. We wouldn't want to think it's just that First Lady Laura Bush is a bitch.

No Child Left Behind?

Too bad President Bush and first lady Laura Bush turned down President-elect Barack Obama's request to bunk across the street at Blair House before the usual Jan. 15 move-in date. The Obamas wanted to move early so their daughters could start school.

There were simply too many previously scheduled events and guests, the first lady's spokeswoman said. When asked who might be bumping the president-elect out, the spokeswoman noted that the 70,000-square-foot, 119-room manse "is frequently used by White House officials, the State Department and its Office of Protocol for various events."

So it sounds as if things will be jumping at Blair House after the new year. We, of course, have not been invited.

But if you have, please let us know what smashing parties and going-away flings we're missing. Please forward your invites to

If any of our readers have information, could you copy us as you send it on to Al? We'd sure like to know what's going on in Blair House that's so important, it was impossible to accommodate the Obamas' seemingly simple request. Really, you wouldn't think it would be all that difficult for the White House to commandeer the space necessary to accommodate whatever-all is scheduled for Blair House -- assuming it really couldn't all be somehow squeezed into those 119 rooms.

Would it be too horrible of us to voice aloud our nagging suspicion that there ain't any damned thing going on in Blair House during that period, let alone stuff that couldn't be moved elsewhere?

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At 12:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it is certainly within their rights to hold to commitments made, like NOT exiting a country we invaded that didn't ask us to invade it. The GeorgeWBush "so what" war. "So What if there wasn't Al Qaeda there before we invaded?

So, we naturally will have to Guess what the honored, no problem, commitment is. Truth is almost certainly going to be stranger than fiction on this one I bet. YOU may guess what the appropriate music might be.

I guess the last "Sisters" book club meeting led by Lynne Cheney and Laura Bush. It is an overnight affair and quite secret.

10 used copies are available starting at $65.

At 1:24 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Excellent point, Bil. If the Bush regime isn't a regime of its word, then what the heck is it?


At 1:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only hope that Obama will show similar courtesy to Bush, when Bush is indicted for war crimes.

At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, that woman looks creepy.

At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, you guys just can't wait to stand in line and get your lips on Obama's dick? I love the "regime" and the "lies" line after all you can do is run your mouths but can't prove shit.

I read this blog for the idiocy and the laughs when your compadres at Kos bore me.

Bunch of fucking losers.

At 3:34 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

Thanks, Anon, for reminding us what a real loser sounds like.

I suppose we should refrain from making too much fun of you. It can't be fun to be dumber than shit, and wrong all the time.


At 4:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymousies meta-modeling.

Kinda kool they ran an old guy for prez, that the current worst prez ever beat 8 years ago, with his young armband/religion VP.

Palin/Bachmann 2012
Because the Raped must Birth

At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never feed a troll. Just laugh at how horribly out of touch they are with what the website is all about.

My expert guess is that Blair House is being used to house Bush's ego, Cheney's gun collection, Freddo's tape collection of his no comment remarks and Ashcroft's unreadable bible. Anybody else got anything to add to the group?

At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see...THAT's a good list already.

Condi's Shoe Display
Alberto Gonzales Cajones, AND Glasses.
Unread "How to Win Friend's and Influence People"
VHS/Blockbuster library W studied pre-invasion
ONE of Colin Powell's cajones

Plenty of room for more...

This is the G-rated version, because we know how widely this blog is read by children. I think after 10pm we can expect a list of what is REALLY in there since there have been no white house sex scandals, this is clearly where these kinkmeisters go to let it all hang out...

ie several large chained and locked crates marked "medical equipt" and "industrial tooling" addressed to a Mr. Jeff Gannon ico Karl Rove...

At 4:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine the media s---storm if the Clintons had done the same thing, informing the incoming Bushes that Blair House was unavailable because of unspecified parties and receptions. Where is the lazy media on this one? (Oh, curled up under the White House Christmas tree)

At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably not much outrage because it's no big surprise and I am sure the Obama's will land very well
(we hope).

Pretty intg story on the Woman Ambassador who runs Blair house. She started a worldwide org for breast cancer.


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