Thursday, July 12, 2007



"Suck it baby!"

At least this one, North Carolina Rep. David Almond had the decency to resign almost as soon as word of his inappropriate behavior came out. The North Carolina House Republicans are trying to keep his transgression a secret, but they did force him to resign. An insurance agent, Almond was serving his second term in the House. Impeccable DWT sources tell me he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling "Suck it, baby, suck it." It is unclear whether or not there was physical contact. She filed a personnel complaint.
In a one-sentence letter to House Speaker Joe Hackney, the two-term Republican lawmaker from Stanly County immediately resigned his seat representing the 67th House District.

"A complaint has been filed against me with the Speaker. I intend to defend myself against these charges in whatever forum may be appropriate," Almond said in a written statement released by House GOP leaders.

"In the meantime, I have concluded that it is in the best interest of my family and the constituents of my district to resign from the General Assembly."

Hackney said he received "a personnel complaint" involving Almond last week, but said state and federal confidentiality laws bar him from giving any details.

...Hackney, D-Orange, didn't meet with Almond personally, delegating that job to House Republican leader Paul Stam, who announced Almond's decision at a news conference Thursday but also declined to give details.

"Sadness" was Stam's response to the complaint, which he said he first heard about late Monday afternoon, and to Almond's resignation, Stam said.

Stam, R-Wake, said Republican leaders asked Almond to resign "if the allegations were true," but that Almond resigned on his own.

"He did it himself. The leaders of the caucus asked him to resign if the allegations were true. We don't know the truth or not," Stam said.

In true Republican fashion Almond was the vice chairman of the House committee on children, youth and families.

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At 4:25 PM, Blogger Darren said...

You are absolutely right. If he was from Florida, we'd hear this crap at his presser.

"I am vigorously going to fight this," said Allen, R-Merritt Island. "I am not resigning my office."

In a sometimes-emotional statement delivered in front of his attorney's office, Allen sadded, "This is an ugly and unpleasant situation that has been thrust upon my family." a poor choice of words.

At 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Almond! Suck THIS!

At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least he can hold up his head and claim he is not a cannibal.

At 7:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almond was a vice chairman of the House committee on children, youth and families.

Family values means whipping out your dick, shrieking SUCK IT, BABY and trying to tackle a terrorized woman.

This is what the GOP is all about.

Geriatrics Obscenely Peripatetic

At 11:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean, Geriatrics Obscenely Priapic?

At 6:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/11 = Inside Job

At 10:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah for the days of Monica Lewinsky when a politician could get sucked without having to resign.

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

patrick mchenry?

At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew the dofus kamas from my friends, so I always try my best to earn them more and more to make myself strong. I have never played the game before, at the beginning I did not know what is so I went to kill the monsters with the kamas that I earned with myself in the game. I will duty bound to a friend to help brush the dofus gold together with my friends. I spend a good relationship is then fly to tears. If my levels are very high, I can go to buy dofus kamas more and more and I will not depend on my friends to help me to earn them. I get some cheap kamas as the gifts to encourage me.

At 6:47 PM, Blogger ReneĆ© T. Armstead said...

These sleazy politicians need to QUIT!! He is truly nasty!!


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