"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
-- Sinclair Lewis
Sunday, November 15, 2020
Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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by Noah
Sunday Thoughts:
Tonight's meme presents a simple synopsis of the argument that Donnie The Death Machine's lawyers are currently making before the "Supreme" Court in yet another effort to deep six Obamacare, and, it's one of the main reasons why Moscow Mitch's fellow psychopaths in the $enate rushed through the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett. They especially didn't want to wait until the pandemic ends. What fun would that be to a bunch of psychopaths that live to spread as much human misery as they possibly can? After all, even Moscow Mitch proudly calls himself "The Grim Reaper."
I've seen homeless people on the streets of New York act just like this but this is Paula White, President Trump's personal Spiritual Advisor, at least when Stephen Miller isn't around. Jeeez, and we thought Jerry Falwell, Jr. was bad. Years ago, I used to see speed freaks and acid casualties in Tompkins Square Park doing the same rap. Just play the above clip and then let it soak in that, basically, the entire Trump White House staff and his Cabinet are just like this poor, demented and godforesaken soul. I imagine she sits on an oval office couch, or on some of the My Pillow guy's pillows in the corner, chanting this insane gibberish. It's probably piped all over the White House 24hrs a day. Does she get into Don, Jr.'s Meth stash? Nah, she doesn't need to. She comes by what you see naturally. It's just her. We used to have people like Paula White in asylums but Ronnie Raygun let them all go. He, like all Republicans, was soft on insanity.
It's been said that she gives opening "prayers" to cabinet meetings, and we do know that she counts dozens of Republican congresscretins among her fans. In turn, their voters think she's the tops! I'd love to see her on FOX "News" with Rudy Giuliani; just the two of them doing what they do best, for a whole hour. What a conversation that would be. Keep your hands above the desk, Rudy! Maybe they could bring in Screamin' Jeanine Pirro or Sarah Palin for the last 5 minutes before the whole thing just clicks to black in a sudden explosion.
By the way, I think the guy wandering back and forth in the background is a nice touch. Poor guy's probably just trying to find his way out of the building, quickly.
Want more of Paula White? Check this out, and, no, it's not a comedy act.
At least some places, like this church across the border in Ontario, Canada, see the importance of wearing a mask. That, as we know, is unlike so many churches here in the United States who just think the lord will protect them from COVID-19 and end up holding what amounts to weekly super spreader services. But then, up north, they've taken this plague much more seriously than we have. It's not great, but they're better off than we are. Apparently, Canadians believe in science.
Meanwhile, if you're going out to vote on Monday or Tuesday, wear the goddamn mask. Of course, if you encounter any proud boy or militia types at your polling place, you may want to consider walking up to them, pull your mask down, and cough, a lot! That's my answer to today's WWJD question. That's what my Jesus would do!
Bonus Voting Tip!!!
At some voting places with long lines, the poll workers have been coming out and moving senior citizens to the front of the line. I laid down on the sidewalk to tuck in my shirt and they came and got me right away! Try it! It works!
God is nowhere? My, how churches have changed! They really seem to be reaching out, even to atheists now. Should I reconsider?
Oh wait! I get it. God's a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, and making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Always remember: Penis mightier than the sword!
So, have you been sending your thoughts and prayers to the White House? I have, especially the thoughts part. If only they hadn't tested, then they wouldn't have it. But, they did. It is what it is. It's a sad thing to die from a hoax, but look at it this way: If you die from a hoax, have you really died?
I don't want Trump to die just yet. If it was only up to me, I would have him live a long miserable swill-encrusted life in a gulag of my design. I'd send him Obama postcards every day. I'd also send him giant pictures of AOC and have her speeches piped into his dungeon 24 hours a day. Ilhan Omar and the rest of the squad, too! And, how about having Obama record in a whispering tone and have that piped in as well. Just his voice, recognizable but softly whispering "Barack Hussein Obama" and "Fuck you, Donald." Over and Over again. And Hillary Clinton's laughter. Nothing else, just that cackling laughter of hers. His head would have to be shaved, of course.
But, alas! This is all out of my control. One day, like a miracle Trump will disappear, but let him receive the karmic payback of pain to match all of the pain he has caused. That will take a long, long time. Just let him receive it all in jail. My jail. Meanwhile, he's in Walter Reed getting an experimental antibody drug. How's he gonna feel if those antibodies came from the blood of a Hispanic Black woman. Don't die, Donald.
She's got Sarah Huckabee eyes. Her lips a creepy surprise. She's got Sarah Huckabee eyes.
I am a lifelong collector of vinyl records but the one pictured above (Yes, it's real!) is one that never made it into my vast collection. Although I find the cover amusing, cringe-worthy and downright Halloween-ish, Republican records like these are just not to my liking and my NRA target practice days are long past.
Still, I wonder about the musical contents. Some sort of pre-Industrial Metal, perhaps? Maybe Lou Reed took one look at so-called Mary Hinge and came up with his infamous Metal Machine Music LP. Whatever it is, I'm sure she should be called Mary Unhinged and, as for the album cover, I swear that dog just blinked a message to me in Morse Code that said, "Help, call the police!"
Christonuts just get more and more weird by the week. Sure, we already knew about Republican Christian types who believe the world is only 6000 years old and that our ancestors rode to work on dinosaurs. In their demented and critical thinking challenged minds, they know that's true because they saw it in The Flintstones and, for them, The Flintstones is a documentary. What? It's not just more leftist Hollywood propaganda? Anyway, some Christonuts appear to be taking their lunacy a step further, professing to believe that dinosaurs are, as their Dear Leader Donald would say, a hoax! They believe that dinosaurs never existed and, if you talk to them, they'll claim that Darwin's theory of evolution disproves them and so does the Bible because dinosaurs aren't mentioned, not on a single page or in a single verse! Or, as I would say, "Not a single God damn verse!"
Enter the group that goes by the name of Christians Against Dinosaurs, or, C.A.D. Christians Against Dinosaurs is fighting to reveal "the truth" about "The Dinosaur Lie." They claim to specifically believe that the scientific community made up the very idea of dinosaurs to thwart religion. In Tucson, Arizona, C.A.D. has launched a campaign to have a lifesize model of a Tyrannosaurus Rex removed from its location outside of a local McDonalds. Perhaps the group are really a militant group of Vegan militia who just have it in for meat eaters, or, maybe they fear the dinosaur because it isn't white. In any event, they think it should go and their facebook page now has approximately 25,000 likes. A spokeswacko on the page says:
Please help! This McDonald's has this dinosaur and refuse to remove it! This is Tucson, Arizona. Call the manager and demand removal of this blasphemy!
Is C.A.D. real or a satire? Does it even matter? It's all too real and believable and good satire has an all too real ring of truth about it. The poor writing of the above quote indicates that C.A.D. might be real. Plus, it is Arizona. Months of hundred degree weather does all sorts of things to the brain. Really, with today's Christians the world over, it's hard to tell whether they're joking or not. In fact, real Christians have been doing things just like this for hundreds of years, maybe 2000 years. Well, you decide. To me it's like something right out of a Carl Hiaasen novel. Another member of the group had this to say:
Yes, the dinosaur should go unless they're willing to compromise with a plaque of some kind stating that it's a fictional character.
Sure, buddy. Whatever you say. Now can I give you a list of people I know of devil worshipers who dress up as dinosaurs to eat aborted fetuses they get directly from witches employed by Planned Parenthood.?
Jesus said, Suffer the little children, forbid them not to come unto to me: for such is the Kingdom of Heaven. - Matthew, 16:14
Unfortunately, the psychopathic goons in the Trump White House took the above words and joyfully and deliberately perverted them. They saw the phrase 'Suffer the little children' and they ran with it. 'Suffer the little children is a motto' for the Trumpers. It's a goal. That was all too predictable. After all, all you had to do was know that only a person with a certain kind of sick character would go work for a creature like Donald Trump. We even now know that causing a child to suffer is one of the few things that puts a smile on Queen Melanoma's face. We can easily speculate what it does for her husband.
Sunday Thoughts: And Trump bows down to Putin, when he's not bowing down to Kim, that is. I guess we all have our gods and messiahs, monsters, too. "It is what it is." It's endless Republican insanity. It's nice to know where today's Christians stand, though. I suppose that "God bows to no man" thing was just another of religion's lies. In truth, the Republican Jesus mob embraces heresy:
But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who brought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. -Peter 2:1
Unfortunately, that "swift destruction" seems to be taking everything on the planet, including us, with it. Do I hear a "Thank you Jesus!"? Oh, that's right. Republicans think Donald Trump and Jesus Christ are one in the same. So is it how about a "Thank you Donald"? Thanks sooo much Mr. "Chosen One"!
He layeth me beside pool water. His rod and his staff, they comfort me. - from Psalm 23 of the recently discovered Book Of Falwell (Liberty University Press, 2020)
Jeez, Archie Bunker sat in his easy chair and just liked to spout off his typical Republican racist diatribes. Rev. Freaky-Deaky Falwell Jr.? He just sits there and watches his pool boy bang his wife. I'm assuming that what hasn't come out yet is that he likes to occasionally leap up from his chair wearing a panti-free cheerleader outfit to cheer them on.
In the Lord's kingdom, there are many viruses. The Republican mutation of Christianity is one particularly hypocritically bizarre one. Personally, unlike the evangelista crowd, I don't care all that much what 2 or 3, or more, consenting fuck like a bunny adults do behind closed doors, or on the Liberty University football field for that matter. But, so vehemently telling others how to act while taking money from college kids and old ladies kinda crosses a line for me. Hell, religion in general kinda crosses a line for me. I'll grant Falwell Jr. one thing, though: At least he wasn't diddling any underage choirboys or tinkering with the grades on Liberty University transcripts in exchange for sexual favors. Well, not that we know of, yet. Stay tuned.
Sunday Thoughts: Yeah, Rick Wiles, but what's YOUR excuse? What made you so inhuman? What altered your DNA? Or, were you just born that way? Did your god play a little trick on you? Is it just a lifestyle choice that you made? For decades, I've always noted that republicans always need someone or some group to hate or at least use for stoking fear to motivate their voters. It's the conservative M.O that they have taken in with full fervor; so Christian of them, but, that's their brand of Christianity. When I started out, the target was people whose name ended in a vowel, "commies," or the tried and true targets of conservatives and other NAZIS, i.e. "The Jews" and "The Blacks." Nixon's tapes are full of proof of that and I heard plenty of it in my little Republicam hometown in New Jersey when I was growing up. Gradually, they added "longhairs." Then, they freaked out about gay people coming out. Then Muslims. Oh and I forgot "The Catholics." The righties used to burn their churches down. Now, they seem to just go after black churches, mosques and the old favorite, synagogues, although the later is usually reserved just for shootings and defacements with swastikas, not burnings. The Republican Party actively looks for groups of people to hate. It hasn't been enough for them lately to focus on Chinese people because their Dear Leader tells them to. They're even now more bizarrely zeroing in on Tom Hanks now that their president has wholeheartedly embraced QAnon and their idea that Tom, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah, Hillary Clinton and who knows who else are part of a satanic pedophile ring and vast child-eating cabal. Pizzagate wasn't enough. Republicans needed more. You know their list of supposed pedos and cannibals and pedo-cannables, or what have you, will grow and grow until practically every celebrity and sports figure you can think of will be on it. Republican voters have even recently voted for QAnon supporters to represent them in Congress. Republican leaders like Trump focus their base on such groups and causes while they fleece the very people who vote for them. It's quite a game! A big Republican Jesus vs. Satan game. To join, just send cash. Still, I always wonder, who's next? Judging by Flor-i-Duh Pastor Rick Wiles, a man who called the impeachment a "Jew Coup," a man who called for his buddy Trump to use "the Obama bullets" on BLM protestors, a man so cherished by Republicans that he gets White House press credentials, the next republican target for their pent up hate might be vegetarians. Vegetarians! Who knew they were so profoundly unAmerican! What kind of American doesn't eat meat? How dare they! That's communism, or something! C'mon Repugs! At least give the vegetarians credit for not eating babies! Just a few days ago, Vice President Mikey Pence even got his leather panties in a twist warning that nobody better ever mess with his meat! Not to worry, Mikey. The thought had never crossed my mind, but, Mikey, you'd better watch out for that Lindsey Graham fella!
From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump's clandestine lovers, I wasn't just a witness to the president's rise, I was an active and eager participant.
I'll assume that all of you have read the complete foreward to Disloyal, the upcoming book from former Trump attorney/fixer Michael Cohen from which the above quote comes. I can't wait to see who gets the movie rights to the book. Just the forward itself would make for a fine, very fine, trailer! Since Trump's Christonut supporters back their mental case no matter what, I will also assume that they will not only shrug as always but continue to embrace him right down to his attitudes towards people, our country, and the world. They applaud and endorse everything he does so I can't wait to see them all wearing their Trump Golden Showers hats. Far be it for me to be judgmental, but would it surprise you if they've been to that same Vegas sex club? Maybe the unzipped Jerry Falwell, Jr. and his unzipped gal pal go there too? How long before Golden Showers are their #1 Christian blessed sacrament?
Sunday Thoughts: Women be wise! If you are of childbearing age, pray to your god that you don't have any sex dreams or this could happen to you! Pray that all demons be gone! But seriously folks, look at these two and ask yourself if Trump and his then wife Ivana strayed too close to a nuclear waste dump. What else could explain children who look like they walked out of a 1950s science fiction cave. Oh! I know! The Donald and his wife were fans of injecting bleach, lysol, and other assorted things they found under the kitchen sink decades before he began promoting it to us! CCD! Chemical Chromosome Damage. Is this a key Trump Cult activity? An initiation rite? It might explain a lot. Lindsey Graham? The Turtle? Louie Gohmert? Pence? Yeah, definitely Pence. Think about this the next time you see pictures of the fanatical mutants who attend Trump rallies. Try not to think about it tonight when you want to get some sleep.
by Noah Sunday Thoughts: Flor-i-duh Pastor Rick Wiles is living proof that the insane walk free among us. Not only that, but, too often, they have radio shows and large numbers of followers, self-proclaimed "Christian" followers in this case. Wiles is one of those all too common "Christian" evangelical Republican types. It's hard to even look at him without seeing a MAGA propeller beanie on his head and a swastika armband on each arm. This is who they are. The quote in tonight's meme is just a portion of his (O)bama bullets statement. I couldn't fit it all on the meme so here's the whole damn thing. He is earnestly addressing fellow Flor-i-duh wacko, former North Carolina congresscretin and current Trump Chief Of Staff Mark Meadows:
Mr. Meadows, please tell President Trump that he is now in possession of the 'bama bullets. Two billion 'bama bullets. You're in possession of them now. You got the 'bama bullets and you can put down the resurrection. I mean the insurrection. You can put it down. You have the 'bama bullets in your hands and you don't have to tolerate this anymore. They were purchased for the purpose of putting down an insurrection. Well, you got one. So put the hollow point bullets to good use and get out there and put down this communist insurrection so the rest of us could live our lives peacefully.
As you no doubt noted, Wiles is a nutjob conspiracy theorist just like any Republican. If you just went by his words, you might think you were reading the transcript of a Sean Hannity show. The 'bama bullets nuttery refers to a commonly heard repug conspiracy that President Obama was buying up all of the bullets so that those who believe in "2nd Amendment" solutions to their various problems, mental, physical, and otherwise, wouldn't be able to lock and load. This would almost be funny except that Trump and his staff give great credence to everything this nut has to say. Trump even gave him his own White House press credentials. As we creep closer and closer to a Trumpian Republican-style Tiananmen Square incident, keep this in mind.
Sunday Thoughts:
The "Chosen One" is getting more out there by the week. The self-proclaimed "King Of The Jews" is only the King Of Fake News, but, you know Trump does seem to speak in tongues. Let the fabulous Randy Rainbow tell you more about it. The Lord's gospel truth is just a click away. It's just a click away. The shelter you seek is just a click away!
Sunday Thoughts: Now that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has announced that her cancer has returned and she's being treated for it again, it would be a very good time to pray to whatever you pray to that she can hold on longer than the current administration. Unlike Trump and Pence, Justice Ginsburg is a true warrior for her country, it's people, and what is righteous. She is a woman who obviously is putting her country first. It's not a cheap slogan to her.
Sunday Thoughts: I heard somewhere that Christians believe that God gave us free will. If that's the case, I'm surprised he hasn't taken it away in disappointment. Hmmm, or, was it all just some sadistic Old Testament kind of game?
God said to Abraham, Kill me a son. Abe said, Man, you must be puttin' me on. God said, No. Abe say, What? God say, You can do what you want, Abe, but the next time you see me comin', you better run. Well, Abe said, "Where d'you want this killin' done?*
I know, after studying the last 10,000 years of human history, I might be inclined to take free will away if my name was God, but that's just me. Oh wait! I see! God sees assault rifles and COVID-19 as a choice of demise for all of us! Free will, indeed! God is
Pro-Choice! How ironic that the republican disdain for the mask while loving guns leads me to this conclusion. Now, this whole thing of Republicans saying what they do with their bodies when it comes to wearing a mask is their choice but what a woman does with her body in regards to a pregnancy isn't because that's for the government to decide. That sounds very "Deep State" to me! *Highway 61: Words & Music by Bob Dylan, BMG Rights Management
by Noah Sunday Thoughts: I'd like to think that a totally insane goof like Franklin Graham would be pleased to hear that I've changed my heathen ways and started believing in God and praying to him. If you happen to run into Franklin, please tell him that I've been very Christian and unselfish in my prayers. Tell him that I make my entreaty to the Lord, as shown in tonight's meme, in the interest of humanity gaining a better world to live in. I won't even ask for a pony, a date with Emma Peel, or that red and chrome 1960 Chevy 2-door convertible I've always coveted.
Sunday Thoughts: Jeez, Pence always has to imitate Donnie Clown Shoes! First there was that conference room thing with the water bottle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjY4vdyBx0Y Then Donnie Clown Shoes had trouble navigating a ramp at West Point so Pence then just had to fake stumbling up a stairway. What's next? Oh, I see Jesus pushed him! Not bad, Mr. Christ, not bad! This is like when you did your famous Antifa move on the money changers. Good on you! This is the kind of Jesus I can believe in! Now, please Jesus, hear my prayer. Can you arrange it so Pence gets off of a Marine helicopter and walks across the White House lawn to visit his boss of bosses looking like he got in a fight with his handlers on the trip just like his boss? You know, tie askew. Maga hat all scrunched up in his hand. Suit severely rumpled, practically ruined. Face all puffy and dejected-looking and like he's been screaming, crying, and throwing things. "Mother" nowhere to be seen?
Sunday Thoughts: Ah, the ol' Christonut love and tolerance. "The Gay" makes them so bigly sad, sad, and angry. But according to this alternate universe (the place Republicans feel most at home) Peanuts satire, Repugs can take some perverse solace in having Lucy among their number: So Lucy is a classic Republican homophobe. Looks like she's a "get" for the Republikooks. Oh, well! Who knew? I guess we already knew that she's some sort of sadist, though. She's always pulling that football away from Charlie Brown at the last second just to watch him fall on his ass and hurt his back. Will Pat Robertson, Tucker Tiki Torch, the Huckabees, the whole damn White House, and Pat Buchanan now be singing her praises? Will she be asked to speak at the Republican convention? I can see her up there at the podium, whining about pantless Donald Duck and his 3 "nephews," Teletubbies, Sponge Bob, and purple Barney, not to forget Fred and Barney from Bedrock, too! She'll fit right in.
