Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Donald Trump has always prided himself as some sort of "marketing genius" and if, as a psychotic con artist, your mark is naive or dumb enough (That's tens of millions of people), he certainly appears to be that on some low level. Trump's marks apparently have no pride. So, when the most recent campaign slogans Trump has come up with are "I Don't Really Care, Do You" and "It Is What It Is," he is openly flaunting the cynicism and contempt he has for anyone not named Trump. Anyone who buys into what Trump is selling is someone he also considers to be a "sucker" and a "loser." They even bought the hat.

The billboard pictured in tonight's meme is up in Minnesota, North Carolina, and a godforsaken hellhole named Florida. It's updated regularly but, of course, it's difficult to keep up with the ever-mounting results of Dear Leader's handiwork. By the time you read this, the total of people who didn't have to catch their death of COVID-19 will be over 191,000. That's 4000+ corpses happier Dear Leader will be. I expect that soon it will leak out that Jarred and Ivanka have bought a controlling interest in a national chain of funeral homes.

No matter how high the corpses pile, the 42% of Americans who are Trump's followers, will continue to stick with him. The remaining 58% of us are often bad enough but Trump's 42% are a deeply hypnotized cult. Trump studied how to market himself by watching the speeches of his idol Adolf Hitler. He understands the power of vocal cadence and tone when combined with a set of steady, repetitious hand and arm gestures and facial expressions. One of his former wives, Marla Maples, testified to the fact that he kept a book of Hitler's speeches by his bedside. That's some night time reading, eh? Very relaxing, if you're a psychopath. That's the kind of thing that makes Psycho Donnie Trump tick.

Don't ever hope that any of Psycho Donnie's cult of personality (and worse) will decide not to vote for him. As I've said many times before, they are gone. They will never come back to even the lowest standards of normalcy. To think otherwise is to be a fool, or, should I just say, another kind of "sucker" or "loser." After Trump has departed this plane of existence, whether as president or ex-president, they will still revere him. They will watch rebroadcasts of Trump's Greatest Rallies on FOX "News" and One America and they will buy the box set. They will hold parties. They will drift off into some Argentina of the mind.