Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

I know I covered the same topic yesterday, but the Trump Cult's watery debacle on Lake Travis, aka Dumbkirk, this past weekend just demands more attention. Besides, I am a firm believer in what I call weaponized derision. Apparently, a ton of sensible people agree with me since the amount of memes on the Trump Boat Parade topic being sent around computerville appears to be endless. The idea has taken on a life of its own, much like the Chris Christie beach chair memes of a few years ago (Those have never actually stopped.) There are more of these Trump boat parade memes than I can possibly use, or can I?

The Travis, TX sheriff's office has now released a "final" total about the @realDonalTrump boat parade: 5 Mighty MAGA Cult ships sunk, 2 others towed. 3 still submerged. Other boats took on near catastrophic amounts of water. No apparent fatalities. The weather was calm. There is no evidence of foul play.

What there is plenty of evidence of, however, is the overwhelming stupidity of Trump-supporting goons. It seems that those with the especially large "penis compensation" boats either failed to recognize that gunning their engines would generate waves large enough to endanger and/or sink "lesser" boats or, with typical arrogance, just didn't care. Being as the guilty parties are republicans, though, it is likely that they really didn't care, do you? Even within Trump Cult circles, it's all about "screw the little guy."

I'm glad Lake Travis has a lake monster and I'm especially happy that it appears to be an ANTIFA Kraken since part of being a Republican is to fear something you know nothing about, especially if that something might be standing up to your bigotry-based world view. Funny, I can't quite hear the voices of screaming dumbass Texans blaming Obama for the whole thing but Texas is about 2000 miles away from where I am right now. No worries, I'm sure I can turn on FOX "News" and hear Tucker Tiki Torch say exactly that.