Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts

There are so many great stories of Republican Orange Jesus in the Republican New Testament but I chose the one mentioned in tonight's meme. A close second was the one where he has Betsy DeVos send some of his militant penis-challenged jihadists to the Michigan state capitol to wave their guns in the air like the terrorists that they aspire to be. Then there's the one about the Flor-i-duh pipe bomber with the white van encrusted with his stickers of lunacy. And, speaking of lunacy, there's screaming bad drunk Jeanine. There's Alex Jones, with or without his gag and straitjacket. There's the Gospel According To Tiki Torch Tucker, and fellow white supremacy advocate Sean. And, speaking of Sean, there's the always sweaty, spitting, beady-eyed Rudy! Can't forget Rudy! There's Moscow Mitch and Lindsey the Lisp! Princely Pence? Yep, him too! Barr the Bear the Kneepad King? He's never far away! The oval office has a very big desk! And let us never forget Melania Magdalena. That's 12 in all, and never fear; not a one will ever betray Ol' Republican Orange Jesus! He was smart enough to give them all 30 pieces of silver up front, from our pockets no less.