Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Trump's Lead Racist, Stephen Miller, is getting married! He's getting married to Katie Waldman, aka Mike Pence's Communications Director. It's a real White House romance! I'll just go ahead and assume that the happy couple has already compiled an invite list of "very fine people," registered at various White Supremacy web stores, and is being fitted for his and hers matching "honorary sell-out" KKK sheets and hoods, as are the "Best" Men and Maids of "Honor." As yet, there's no word as to whether or not the wedding ceremony will be officiated by Richard Spencer. Waldman first joined the Trump administration as Deputy Press Secretary for another Nazi wannabe, Kristjen "Cage 'em" Nielsen, the disgraced former Homeland Security head.

God, I hope Miller and Waldman don't breed! Imagine a whole house full of little rambunctious screaming cross burners. OK Stephen. You can now K-K-Kiss the bride. I imagine Waldman finds Miller appealing not just because of his Nazi predilections but because the men Waldman dated before entering into a relationship with Miller must have been a real bunch of winners; probably psychotic asylum escapees and cannibals.