Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about what Trumpies have in their homes, but I do have some ideas based on Republicans I have had the misfortune to meet personally or see on the telly. I mean, think about it next time you see some jackass like Lindsey Graham, Rudy Giuliani, or any of the usual gang of goons including the ones you see in those on the street interviews outside Trump rallies. Anyway, feel free to participate and add a thing or two in the comments section that you think you might find in a Trump-wacko's home. Here's a few of the things I've thought of:

1. A brain, still in its original packing material, like new, unused.

2. A black velvet painting of Mitch McConnell.

3. The obvious red MAGA hat, soiled.

4. Library science books stacked in the fireplace, ready to burn.

5. Rooms completely lined with tin foil.

6. Framed nudie pix of Melania, enlarged.

7. A huge Confederate flag on the bedroom ceiling.

8. Meth cooking equipment and a nitrous oxide tank with a hose connected to a deep dive helmet.

9. Thousands of stockpiled incandescent lightbulbs on pallets in the garage.

10. A Vladimir Putin bobblehead doll.

11. Shelves and shelves of Left Behind audio books.

12. Wedding albums full of pictures of brides and grooms who look suspiciously alike.

13. Stacks and stacks of dirty, used paper plates and styrofoam cups piled up in the kitchen sink, and the bathroom sink, and the bathtub.

14. Vacation pix from family reunions held at Walmart.

Best not to ask what's in the crawlspace under the house.