Sunday, October 20, 2019

Midnight Meme Of The Day!

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by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

Maybe it's the approach of Halloween. Maybe I just wanted to put a smile on Pence's lifeless face, but, last night I had the strangest dream: I rode up to my local Roman Catholic church like this, crashing through the doors, right on up to the front! I leaned the cross I was bearing against the alter and told the alter boys to run out as fast as they can. I handed the presiding priest a piece of paper and showed him where to sign. He foolishly did so and instantly disappeared in a puff of red-tinged smoke as the choir howled and cackled. The air was acrid and a rain of Monsanto Roundup poured down from the ceiling as I zoomed away just in the nick of time. Mission Accomplished.


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3 Comments:

At 10:40 AM, Blogger Bil said...

You can be sure Jesus & Mary in their robes would get tossed out of any xstianist church these days, not white nuf for sure.

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

which vespa would jesus ride? question answered!

 
At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mary being pregnant and unmarried alone would get her cast out of any dominionist church.

 

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