Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

In a far, far better, more righteous world than the one we live in right now; a world where all of the politicians in both houses of Congress see it as their job to stand up for the Constitution and defend it, the scene in tonight's meme would already be reality. Not only that but all of Trump's family, staff and cabinet would be there with him for the rest of their lives. Also, Stephen Miller, Sean Hannity, and Tucker Carlson would be the only caucasians in a separate wing. I would be merciful, though. Three times a day, at very specifically scheduled times, I would send them all a couple of Hillary's emails to read. The emails would be their only contact with the outside world. In time, they would grow to look forward to hearing from Hillary at the scheduled times. There would be no keyboard, no means of response. The emails would just appear on unbreakable screens in their cells at the ordained time. In time, they would count the minutes and even seconds to the scheduled arrival time. The emails would be preceded by a photo of Hillary. Trump and his mob would grow to savor and hang on every word in her emails. Once in a while, randomly, the emails would appear a few minutes late. Or, maybe they would come during their once a month scheduled shower, timed to disappear just as they are returning to their cells. The only sounds Trump and his accomplices (of any party) would ever hear would be the threats, laughter, and derision coming from the inmates in their neighboring cells. Oh, and also the nonstop cackling, screaming, and gibberish coming from the fetid pie hole of the straitjacketed Rudy Giuliani in the psycho ward across the courtyard.