Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Makin' Eyes: Left- Obviously lovestruck Melania coming on to Canadian PM Justin "Swoon-o-Matic" Trudeau in her 4 digit Red Devil Fuck Me Frock last weekend at the G7 in Paris. Right- Ivanka swooning at Justin 2 years ago at a roundtable event in Washington. I have to laugh at the pained expression on Senor Trumpanzee's face. He knows he's A1 cuckold material. Happy dreams, Donnie! Got an extra $130,000 in your pocket? It's OK, Donnie. You can always dial up a porn star. You'll never be a man and your wife knows it.

But let's be fair to Melania and Ivanka. They spend all day surrounded by croaking toads. Toads named Steve Mnuchen, Mick Mulvaney, Stephen Miller, Jared Kushner and god knows what else is hopping around the White House looking for flies. You think either woman has ever spent even a second fantasizing about Ben Carson, Sonny Perdue or Wilbur Ross? Not bloody likely!

Guess what, Donnie. Trudeau's already got your wife and daughter. Anytime he wants. And, unlike you, he didn't have to grab them by the pussy. Now all that's left for you to fret about is a White House 3-Way going on while your sitting in your bathroom on your gold toilet tweeting away.