Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Answers to the names Mike or V.P.

Anyone here seen our old friend Mike? Can you tell us where he's been? Did he over do it by self-medicating with his magic Gay Conversion Therapy machine? Is he now even more blank-brained by all that shock therapy? We haven't seen Mikey since he went to Texas to look at boys in cages. Was "Mother" not keeping a close eye on him? So many questions.

We see the rest of the administration lead krackpots, kooks, and kon artists; Steve Mnuchin, Stephen Miller, Kellyanne Conway, Mick "Double Monocle" Mulvaney... even Sean Spicer has come forward to announce that he will be appearing on some idiot TV show called Dancing With The Stars. He'll be dressed as a shrubbery no doubt. We know that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is off getting her drastic makeover for FOX "News," soon to reappear as a black-dressed blonde 29 year old. But, alas, no Mike Pence! He's MIA. What has Trump done with him? Is his picture about to start appearing on milk cartons? Is he gagged and stuffed in a closet? Locked away in a very hush-hush private sanitarium? I think it's time for the White House to fess up. Does Q-Anon know the answer?

Please understand. As far as I'm concerned, the world would be a far better place without people like Mike Pence, but, his disappearance is, shall we say... curious?