Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Not only can Moscow Mitch McTraitor see Russia from his bank account, he can see the NRA in his living room and his home office. God knows what we'd find in his basement but would you go down there? I bet the whole atmosphere of the $enate Majority Leader's home is mega-disturbing. What else would we expect from a soulless little MAGA man who's very existence signifies the melding of creepiness with sleaziness?

It's almost Labor Day and $enator McTraitor has done nothing, zero, zip about bringing his gang of political miscreants back to Washington to address gun violence and the insecurity of our elections; not that anything the clowns in suits would come up with would be all that effective. Still, saving a few lives is better than saving none, unless you're a personification of evil and mayhem. The White Supremacy inspired El Paso mass murder was 3 weeks ago but McConnell has taken the same approach to El Paso that his idol Trump took to Puerto Rico ie. try to ignore it and treat the place as if it isn't even part of America. I am half surprised that McConnell didn't go to El Paso and toss the citizenry rolls of paper towels to clean up all the blood.

Gun violence and the insecurity of our elections are at the forefront of America's problems but Moscow Mitch and his fellow travelers in Republicanland are just fine with it all. "Viva la Status Quo!" Over the years, both parties allowed it all to get this bad but here we are in 2019 and Moscow Mitch and his treasonous owned and operated republican colleagues in the $enate have no interest in solving either problem; not when it helps them get elected and they can stuff so much cash from Russia and the NRA into their oily pockets. "Problem? What problem?" When the NRA and Russia say "lay down," they lay down. They seem especially grateful for the Russian cash that makes its way to them via the NRA itself. That's what the corporate suit and tie types call synergy. Talk about Republicans being pro-marriage to a fault, they view the marriage of the NRA and Russia as a blissful state of affairs. For them, it's mommy and daddy, Mother Russia and Daddy NRA, with them as the children holding out their hands for their hourly allowance. They are the eager children who have taken the typical corruption of politicians to a traitorous pinnacle and they're loving it. They wipe their asses with the American flag. It's who they are.