Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy. Caught in reality." Trumpworld.

Twitter is great for many things. Group rewrites of song lyrics with near strangers is one of them. I have a feeling that the late Freddy Mercury, and his fellow band members in Queen would approve of this version of their "Bohemian Rhapsody." It's hard for me to look at these new lyrics and not start singing the song in my head, obviously nowhere near as well as Freddy did, though.

Ideally, this can start a viral trend; a near future of a twitter-sphere jammed with classic songs with new lyrics that subject the obese orange jackass to the intense ridicule and abuse he deserves. I hope for a twitter feedback loop that is so expansive that it melts his phone as he sits on his gold toilet at 3:00 some morning thinking up new ways to shit on the people of this country and the world. So he thinks he can stomp us and spit in our eyes, indeed.

In case you've somehow missed the last 40+ years of pop culture, "open your eyes." Here's the original: