President Trump's Mind: Missing Or Dead?

by Noah

President Basket Case was either lying or talking out of his ass when he said "Mexico will pay for the wall." But, he was obviously deliberately lying when he recently said that he has received "thousands of calls" in support of his shutting down the government? How is that possible if the White House switchboard was shut off at the same time due to the shutdown? It just plays a message to that effect when you call. So, are the alleged calls calls that come to Trump only in his dreams or delusions? Or, is this just more of his endless pathological lying? Which is worse? Does it really matter? Either way, he's way beyond "unfit to serve" and he only serves himself and Putin anyway.



Donnie, in just the past week, you've tweeted out that the military, the border patrol, and ICE have the border sealed. Then you go and say we need that wall. You say you you'll own the shutdown, right on live nationwide TV. Then it's someone else's fault, just like it always is with anything that pertains to you.

It's kinda confusing isn't it when President Basket Case also claims that the shutdown isn't his shutdown at all, but Chuck Schumer's, or Nancy Pelosi's, or Barack Obama's, or Crooked Hillary's, or some generic democrat's. Trump is already so far gone that he doesn't realize the contradictions. On Tuesday night he said that illegal immigration has been a problem in America for "thousands of years." Could you be more specific about that, Donnie?

Trump's mind is fried. If you opened up his head, his brain would look just like those buckets of KFC he consumes, the ones that occasionally contain a fried rat.

According to Trump and the rest of his Republican cohorts, our southern border is the "drug pipeline" source of cocaine, meth, and all the rest? Really? No doubt there are drugs coming across the border but a few tunnels do not a pipeline make. Even the DEA says the pipeline of drugs is the pipeline that comes by sea, through our ports. The meth? There's plenty of that being manufactured right here in the good old U.S.A. "We make the best meth. Tremendous meth. Believe me."

What's with all the sniffing and snorting, Donnie? I could say that it's a tell that comes right before all of your lies, but, since you are always sniffing and always lying at the same time, it's hard to say. After watching your excruciating show on Tuesday, can you blame me if I think that that pipeline you mention runs straight to you nose?

Donnie, Little Donnie. What drugs are your handlers handing you? Are they just reanimating a dead man? Do you even realize that your little speech to the nation came off as a scene from a remake of Weekend At Bernies done in the Oval Office?

Give this sad, episode of American history enough time, and Trump will be not just the semi-coherent nut that he is but a babbling, fully incoherent mess of bad hair and badder fat convinced that demons and devils caused the shutdown; after being conjured up by mysterious Democrats unknown. "The witches are real! The witches are real! This is why we tried to protect you! This is why we laid hands of protection on you when you invited us to the Oval Office!" That's what his evangelical friends will tell him, and he'll fly along with it to deluded psychic parts unknown, if he doesn't drown in his own drool first.