Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

As the indictments pile up and up and up... How many witches is it now Donnie? How many witches Donnie? The memes can't even keep up with them. The courts and hearings are going to have a hard time doing so, too. Every night on the news, it's more! We hardly need to hunt for them now. They're coming out of every corner. They're in your tower. They're in your bank. They're in your family. It's now your tsunami of pathetic denying tweets vs. the tsunami of indictments and testimony. How many witches? How many you vile, crooked, colluding, treasonous piece of shit? How many witches? They're there Donnie, in every corner of your past and present. See them? Witches wear black but guess what, Donnie, orange really is the new black. These are your witches of holidays past. Oh I wish you really would go to prison. And I wish it was the kind of prison I'd have in mind for you. If I was in charge, you'd already be there, sitting on a stinking, cold, damp floor in the dark, counting the squeals and squeaks of the rats, felling the centipedes crawling up your flabby legs. If you do go, be sure to stay dressed up as Cleo. Did Pence make that wig? It's nice. The boys in the slammer will love it. They'll want a piece of you in the first five minutes. How many witches Donnie? Not to worry. All the big prisons have an Aryan Brotherhood gang. You can join. They'll protect you from the MS13 dudes. You're an idol to the Aryan Brotherhood, but you best be getting some ink on your arms and chest. You know. Get some nice white supremacy symbols and slang. The kind your White House staffers throw around. You can ask Cindy Hyde-Smith and Mitch McConnell, too! And, learn some additional hand signs. I'm sure Stephen Miller can help you there. How many witches, Donnie? How many witches?