Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

It doesn't matter if The Diaper Don has a new Chief Of Staff by the time you read this or not. If you're enough of a masochist that you might want the job next time, which is sure to be very soon, just keep tonight's meme handy. Just remember, you might have to swear allegiance to the KKK, have practice with spoon-feeding ground up KFC, be able to tolerate hearing FOX "News" at max volume, and be able to change diapers the size of a queen-sized bedspread at a moment's notice at oval office changing station without making a mess.

Personally, I hope Squeaky Fromme gets the job. I know I don't want it... Although, I do remember having a boss in my music business career who had a lot of the same characteristics as Trumpanzee. Whenever he yelled to his Executive Assistant for coffee, she would cheerfully make it and hand deliver it, stirring it with a smile, after spitting in it. I could do that.