Midnight Meme Of The Day

by Noah

See! As Christmas approaches, I'm getting filled with the Christmas spirit. And the Repugs will tell you that we lefties hate Christmas and that we don't want nativity scenes! Well, screw them! That's complete bullcrap and tonight's meme proves it! So there!

The nativity scene tonight's really does depict the ideal republican nativity scene; just their freaky jackass with the freakazoid hair and a bunch of mindless sheep in stupid red hats.

You know how Republicans always yap about Jesus returning? If Jesus was born now, he'd be taken from Mary and Joseph and locked in a cage. Wanna get a Republikook all weirded out? Easy. Get 'em all crying in their booze drunk and tell 'em it's already happened; that Jesus is in a cage somewhere and no one knows where. Tell them you saw it on the internet and they'll believe it's true. Tell them you read that a Honduran infant was ripped from his mama Maria's arms (Don't say breasts) and she and her man Jose were sent packing while baby Jesus is in a cage somewhere and no one in their beloved Trumpanzee government has any idea where. Then, sit back and watch the story go viral and grow because the idiots will believe it, especially when those morons on FOX and Fiends start reporting it as truth like you know they will. Then Hannity and Alex Jones will weave it all into some sort of Hillary conspiracy involving, emails, Seth Rich, and a pizza place just outside Washington, and top republican authority on all things God, Pat Robertson, will chime in that the whole catastrophe is the fault of "the gays" and Obama. Mike Pence will end up so multi-level conflicted that he will completely crack and last be seen trying to walk across the Potomac.