Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

"I do not believe that these charges can fairly prevent Judge Kavanaugh from serving on the court."
-Senator Susan Collins, Maine

So said Maine $enator Susan Collins as she took to the floor of the $enate in a valiant effort to make the whole despicable Kavanaugh hearing process about her; giving her long-winded blather a 24 hour build up and using not just her own press agents but the entire media in one of the worst displays of $enatorial megalomania in a very long time. In reality, we should not call it megalomania. We should called Susan Collins' hogging of the TV time MAGA-lomania as that was what she was exhibiting in her efforts to stand by her man Comrade Trump. She could have just come out and issued a press release like a normal person, saying "I'm voting for Brett Kavanaugh" despite everything, but this was a case of a $enator having so much stored up bullshit hypocrisy that she just had to let it out or she would have just exploded on the steps of the Capitol, sending a tsunami of hypocritical bullshit all the way over to the White House. Do I make myself clear? To $usan Collins, ME TOO means something completely different.

I saw the whole thing live, Susan. Oh, those charges were enough when you called for Al Franken to get out, but not for Kavanaugh, eh? You mentioned that you believed Kavanaugh because he was under oath but you dismissed what Dr. Ford said under oath. It just didn't fit your sick agenda. Your deplorable display removed any respect you may have once deserved or possessed. I'm a big fan of just letting people talk and talk because, in doing so, they eventually reveal their true selves to you for better or worse. Well done Susan Collins! You know, if you have to get up there, hog the camera, and ramble on and on for almost an hour to justify your position and cover your ass, there just might be something amiss with your position. The staging of two women behind you as you spoke on this particular subject did not make it all OK. Maybe to a person with a now revealed high school intellect like yours it works but not for me or anyone with an IQ above 80. Sadly, that seems to be a dwindling number of people but we will see come election day. I may have some hope but I do not have great expectations. The leadership of both parties as repeatedly shown us that the bar is low for Democrats and, for Republicans, even lower.

In the end, 49 of the reptilian Republican caucus plus West Virginia's Joe Manchin, the fakest of fake democrats and the human equivalent of a 200 pound bag of bat droppings from an Appalachian cave, voted to confirm the hissing, slithering alcohol-infused lowlife named Brett Kavanaugh so that he would protect their traitorous president and, in turn, themselves. Yeah, it's ME TOO for them as well. They certainly don't want anyone knowing about their own connections to Moscow. We've already seen that they are taking laundered money from the NRA that has Russian origins.

You can see all of the names of the deplorables whoo voted for Kavanaugh at the provided link. Remember them forever. It seems that everything and everyone Comrade Trump endorses or touches turns vile and putrid and even more so if it was completely suspect in the first place. Now, his latest victim is the Supreme Court, an institution whose reputation was already weighted down with partisanship of the worst kind; the kind that completes transitions to banana republic status.

Republicans have also chosen to send a message to young boys that they can do anything they want to young girls and not be punished for it in any way. In fact, they have sent the message that those young boys might even "grow up" to be a justice or president some day! Certainly, they will be welcomed as fellow Republican senators. It wasn't all about just dismissing the very idea of sexual assault being bad, whether or not Kavanaugh can be proven guilty of such things. Talk about your inspiring politicians!

Even Lisa Murkowski, after voting no to advancing the confirmation vote at all the day before, decided with duplicity to merely vote "present" rather than make a courageous and moral statement by voting no. She claimed to be voting "present" as a courtesy to fellow morally bankrupt douchebag Steve Daines of Montana who was busy at home in Montana giving his daughter way at her wedding. Yeah, that's right. A "courtesy to Sen. Steve Daines" was her reason. What about the rest of us, Lisa Murkowski? What about courtesy for the rest of us? Oh, you played a good game. You pretended to give a shit when those 100 Alaskan women came across a continent to your office, but, as soon as they left, your true self took over again. You could have still voted no in a "profile in courage" moment and your party would have still gotten its despicable and deplorable way. Instead, you waffled. What's the matter, Lisa? Were you afraid you would lose the race to the bottom? Relax. You could never have overtaken vermin like Hatch, McConnell, Cornyn, Graham, or Grasshole on that score. You weren't even going to be the number one in your gender classification. That dishonor goes to Susan Collins, the featured target of tonight's two memes. Lisa, maybe you should have taken her 24-hour hype approach but two $enators fighting for the same camera time might turn into a boxing match, or, how about a two go in, one comes out Thunderdome kind of thing. We could do that with the entire $enate. Make it a tournament. That might actually be worth watching.