Trump Loves A Parade

Trump already had his parade

Trump, who apparently never bothered reading the Constitution, wants Mr. Magoo to arrest Omarosa and lock her up. Gee, what a sore loser! So far the idiot has fallen into every Trumpian trap she's et for him and he knows exactly what's coming, just not the order it's coming in. All his advisors and relatives and advisor/relatives told him to ignore Unhinged and her self-serving provocations. He didn't have the self-control and he's managed to create a best-seller for her and make her a household name, exactly the opposite of what he hoped to do. What would Mr. Magoo arrest her for? Lèse-majesté?

I bet that kook Supreme Court nominee of his, Kavanaugh, would uphold that.

He's not getting any work done-- and preventing people in the White House who actually do work-- because the only thing on his mind is his death struggle with Omarosa.

Trump's Parade by Nancy Ohanian

Oh, wait! There is one thing the grifter-in-chief still manages to working: his parade-- and how, of course, to steal money by staging it. Remember when he claimed it would "only" cost $12 million to put it on (November 10, a couple days after either the Democrats regain control of Congress or everyone is talking how the Russians did it again). In any case, the new estimate for the cost is... $92 million. That's 80 million more than the original price-- a typical used car/condo/time-share salesman trick, which is what Trump excels at. [UPDATE: The Pentagon put Trump's parade off 'til "next year," apparently hoping he'll be too busy being impeached by them to keep bothering them about a parade.] [UPDATE on the UPDATE: Trumpanzee cancelled the parade altogether this morning, blaming the local DC elected officials, who just happen to be African Americans, always his favorite target for attacks.]

The official also said that experts put to rest concerns about whether the Abrams tank, which weighs just shy of 70 tons, would ruin infrastructure in Washington. Their analysis found that, because of the vehicle's distributed weight and track pads, the streets of the nation's capital would not be compromised.

The parade is also expected to include helicopter, fighter jet, transport aircraft as well as historical military plane flyovers. Troops in period uniforms representing the past, present and future forces will march in the parade, as well.

The ceremony is said to be largely inspired by Trump's front-row seat at France's Bastille Day military parade in Paris.

Trump's Parade II by Nancy Ohanian