The Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

Tonight's meme features two covers for the New Yorker magazine, one real (at the bottom) and one that very well could be (at the top) but isn't. The real one reflects the state of what's happening to the head of the Trump Crime Family as he is pursued by the hounds of the United States legal system now that some of his former henchmen have received immunity and are hopefully providing mountains of evidence about Trump's various criminal enterprises and any un-American activities.

I prefer the top cover even though I can't imagine Trump ever doing the work of actually laying the protective bricks himself. What I can imagine is I can imagine him hiding behind a wall, just not doing the work to build it. It also doesn't take much to imagine him hiring the contractors to do the work and not paying them. That's reportedly been Trump's m.o. all of his life.

Still, I would love to see this particular wall built. After all, he did promise the voters he conned that he would build a wall, didn't he? How would we pay for this wall in the oval office? Easy. Tens of millions of Americans would gladly contribute the money, so would Mexico, and, almost every other country on Earth. Angela Merkel and Queen Liz would write checks immediately! If a Go-Fund Me page were set up, there would be enough money to send Trump one way to the moon and build a wall around him there. Hell, we could even send the his favorite White House staffers with him and they could all live the remaining seconds of their ridiculous lives in the Whites-Only world that they've always wanted. Who says justice can't be merciful?

To the Moon, Donnie! To the Moon!