Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

I have seen the future of Donald Trump tweets and this meme is one of them! Really, this vision of mine is nothing special. Anyone can see tomorrow's or next week's inner workings of Trumpanzee's mind. We have the past as prologue. We have his rambling rally speeches. We have his interviews on FOX and Friends, where he's most free to be his insane self. We have a huge back catalog of his tweets. Some day the tweets will comprise an entire book. Comedians will read them on stage to laughing and cringing audiences, and psychology professors will read them aloud in their classrooms, frightening some students to change their majors and others to double down in fascination.

I think Trump's tweets, past, present, and future, should be turned into a high school play, acted out by every school's goth kids. Off Broadway anyone? Orange Man Group?

Meanwhile, no matter what Trump does with that weird DEVO hair of his, we will always be able to see right through his skull and into his mind. It's like his skull is made of plexiglass. The deranged thoughts that lead him to say what he says and act like he acts are all there for all to see. The fake emperor is naked. Only republicans see clothes, or at least say they do.

It doesn't take more than a sand grain of imagination to imagine that Donnie and Rudy really have had at least one phone conversation about blaming his penis for this past week's troubles. In fact, I can't wait to hear the tape!