Thursday, May 24, 2018

Trumpanzee Bails On Kim

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This morning the erratic Señor Trumpanzee (Adderol + finasteride) canceled his summit with Kim Jong Un, planned for June 12 in Singapore. As North Korea had noted, publicly, Mike Dense is a "political dummy," a statement that hurt the political dummy's feelings. Trump sent Kim a letter, ostensibly breaking their date. Trump was/is counting on the summit to get him a Nobel Peace Prize just like real presidents get. No one knows if this is some dumb Trump negotiating ploy or if Bolton is getting his way (war). The imbecilic Señor T says he's open to meeting in future, but only on his terms.

Last night North Korea had destroyed it's nuclear test site, which had already collapsed. Whomever writes the crap that Trumpanzee reads off his teleprompter cited "tremendous anger and open hostility" as the reasons for the cancellation. Bellicose as ever, the school-yard bully said that the North Koreans talk about their nuclear capabilities, "but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used." By afternoon Trump was back into his threaten stance, saying the U.S. military is ready to respond to any "foolish or reckless acts" by North Korea. And, of course, he started babbling about sanctions and how the "maximum pressure campaign is continuing."



At a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing, the Ranking Democrat, Bob Menendez blamed Trump's withdrawal on the regime's failure to prepare properly, pointing out that "the art of diplomacy is a lot harder than the art of the deal" and that Trumpanzee shouldn't have been surprised that that North Korea "is acting as North Korea might very well normally act... I’m not sure that constantly quoting the Libya model is the diplomatic way to try to get to the results that we seek in North Korea because that didn’t work out too well for Gadhafi."

Ben Sasse (R-NE) who has twisted himself into a Trump apologist over the last year congratulated Trump on making "the right call... [calling Kim] "a murderous despot and habitual liar."

The guy who put the whole thing together, President Moon Jae-in of South Korean, was caught off guard and is trying to figure out "what Trump’s intention is and the exact meaning of it." Well, since Trumpanzee was still behaving respectfully towards Kim-- referring to him as "his excellency" instead of insulting his appearance-- I guess there's still a chance the White House drama queen wants to get the whole thing back on track so he can take credit for something or other. Here's the crazy orange-hued monkey's letter:


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5 Comments:

At 4:01 PM, Anonymous ap215 said...

It was all a political charade like it really was going to happen. (rolls eyes)

 
At 7:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amusing how many of both fascist parties actually thought this would happen.

For the record, I said it surely had to be abandoned or fail.

How stupid must someone be to have believed that pos was serious? pretty fucking stupid.

And all that talk about a nobel piece prize... fucking morons.

 
At 5:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no hope for peaceful negotiation anywhere as long as Bolton is stroking Trump's missile and misguiding him with tales of the beauty of our weapons.

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gotta assume that Un would have cancelled if trump had not. Though not an idiot and probably not insane like trump, Un does have a history of not following through either.

Since trump cratered first, you have to say that Un DID play him, which is a shame.

But neither side wants peace. Trump needs this issue to keep his Nazi warmongering base excited.

 
At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I now watch for the South Koreans to act, for they have a huge stake in this kabuki.

 

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