Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


by Noah

Poor Sean Hannity! He tries so hard to be the biggest buffoon in the world. But then he goes and puts a man named Giuliani on his show and the whole world starts to doubt whether Sean really is the biggest buffoon in the world, or, Le Buffoon of Buffoons! Well, consider this, putting Rudy on your show, for multiple nights no less, is quite a buffoonish move, so maybe Sean's goal is still achievable. Sean Hannity has such a natural gift when it comes to being a buffoon that he achieves buffoonishness without even trying. But, then there's that demented assclown in the White House that Sean caddies for. They say it's good to have competition and Sean surely does.

Now, when it comes to tonight's meme, rest assured, I don't think Sean's use of the phrase "lawyer client relations" is any kind of sexual metaphor, even though I'm certain that, behind that desk of his, on most nights, Sean is dressed in a slit-crotch tutu. No, I don't see Sean having sexual relations with Michael Cohen (although, if you paid Michael Cohen enough, there's nothing he wouldn't do, even that!). You see, I just can't imagine that Sean has sex with anyone, straight or LGBTQ that doesn't go about on four legs or slithers on the ground. Such must be the dreams of Sean Hannity.

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At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Poor Sean Hannity! He tries so hard to be the biggest buffoon in the world."

Uh-huh! He's comes by that skill naturally.


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