Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by Noah

So, Señor Trumpanzee has reached back to his New York past; back to Rudy Giuliani who once, when a Trump mob connection money-laundering scheme was exposed, made the problem go away shortly before Trump raised a nifty $2 Million for his mayoral campaign. Is this the kind of thing Giuliani meant when he said he would negotiate and end to the Mueller investigation within two weeks? Does Rudy envision a run for mayor or governor for himself? Does Donnie look at Rudy in drag and dream of golden showers?

We hadn't heard from Giuliani in a while. My theory was that that was because he was so obviously in such a state of whacked-out dementia that he wasn't even useful to FOX "News" anymore. Imaging that! Too far gone even for Sean Hannity! Now that Trumpanzee has apparently pulled Rudy out of his crypt, America will once again be seeing him stenching up the airwaves. Rudy's been gone so long, he will be in even worse shape than when we last saw him over a year ago. Revitalizing Rudy will be like trying to get a damaged robot that's been dormant for a century working again. You'll be able to hear the grinding, un-oiled gears and see occasional sparks as Rudy tries to spit out coherent phrases. I count the days until he's there, live on FOX, saliva drooling down his chin, as a couple of his crumbling teeth fall out on the desk in front of Hannity, Ingraham or one of the other goons. It'll make for great television, no?

Meanwhile, what will Mike Pence's reaction be when he sees the above picture of Rudy in drag? Will he run, shaking to "Mother?" Will he demand a course of Gay Conversion Therapy for Rudy? Or, will he just ask him for a date?