Sunday, January 07, 2018

Midnight Meme, Special Edition: The 12 Days Of Christimemes #12


-by Noah

And so concludes our special edition of the Midnight Memes. Tomorrow will mark the return of the Midnight Meme Of The Day. There were over a hundred Chris Christie memes that were triggered by his 4th of July beach closing fiasco, probably more than enough to fill SeƱor Trumpanzee with jealous rage that New Jersey's loud mouth lard boy was getting so much attention. Never mind, Donnie. We'll take care of you but good tomorrow.

Meanwhile, what better way to end this series than with Chris Christie being carted off one of the beaches he closed by some heavy duty equipment. Thar he goes, New Jersey's most staggeringly unpopular governor ever, being carted off to the scrapheap of history. Chris Christie, we hardly knew ye. Please keep it that way.

A lot of New Jersey politicians have had worse exits, some in car trunks, some in oil drums buried in the Jersey Meadowlands. Chris Christie, however, gets memorialized from time to time as a giant sand sculpture on any one of the state's fine beaches. Eventually, though, justice comes in the form of a higher than usual tide or a coastal storm. The sand sculptures are an additional phenomenon of ridicule directed at the loudest of loud mouth bullies. Give him some sort of perverse credit. He made it all the way to governor. He had his shifty eyes on the presidency. He even had the early backing of the FOX Fantasy Channel, until a bigger blowhard, a bigger con man, a bigger freak, came along.

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At 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoever did the sand sculpture failed to sculpt that massive gelatinous camel toe. Shame on them for being inaccurate.

At 8:56 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the skip loader scooped up the toxic waste. Where is it supposed to put it? And isn't feeding Krispy to a shark animal abuse?


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