Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

Remember when our Madman President and The Whore of Slovenia went to Texas after Hurricane Harvey hit and they stepped off Air Force One sporting new POTUS and FLOTUS hats that were available for purchase? Damn. These two despicable assclowns would use any disaster, natural or manmade to make a few bucks. What kind of minds are these? I can just see what would happen if we had a nuke war with North Korea. If anyone was left, the Trumps would be selling Trump hats with fallout shelter symbols on them. Hell, he's probably having them made already, in China, no less.

So, here we are. Now that Trump has endorsed the uber-creepy Roy Moore, there's this brand new Trump hat! Sure to get lots of laughs at your local Repug hangout, Repug bar, or fraternity house. Don't worry about the hat's typo. Republicans aren't into that education thing anyway. Imagine if Trump goes to Alabama to hold a rally for Moore. All those Alabama Pastors of Perversion that I mentioned in yesterday's Midnight Meme will be wearing these, as will the entire Republikook audience. I bet these hats are already selling like hotcakes at the Birmingham airport, right next to the Crimson Tide sweatshirts and tourist maps. Hell, you know all those Christian pedophile supporters are topping their Christmas trees this year with these "She Didn't Look Fourteen" hats instead of a star. Every Joseph in every town creche in Alabama is probably wearing one too!

The thing is, though, there's a whole lot of irony in using "She didn't look fourteen" as an excuse for your actions, when, if you're Trump or Moore, that's what appealed to you about her in the first place.