Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

Judge Roy Moore's presence first slimed the national consciousness back in 2003 when, as Chief Justice in the Supreme Court of an American Taliban-ruled state called Alabama, insisted on promoting his own version of Christian Sharia Law by placing a tacky Ten Commandments display in his courtroom, thus affronting the Founding Fathers' concept of the separation of church and state. No matter to Judge Roy Moore! Like most of his kind, he thinks he speaks for God! He hears the word! More likely, though, he just hears voices in his head like most religious nuts of any kind do. The only miracles in Judge Roy Moore's life have been that he hasn't been locked away in an insane asylum all his life or that some underaged girl's dad hasn't pursued a Second Amendment solution. I'd say at this point that both miracles are still on the table. Even Moore, himself, says there will be more accusations even if he "can't recall" a lot of his personal dating history.

The stories of Roy Moore, who also founded and is President of The Foundation For Moral Law, apparently just for laughs, trolling shopping malls for underage and barely of age hotties grow by the day as we find out that he may not have been talking about the traditional Judeo-Christian Ten Commandments brought down the mountain by Moses at all. Instead, it appears that Judge Roy Moore may have started his own "church of my dick" with his very own Ten Commandments, as pictured in the above cartoon.

The mind numbing thing about this story is how Alabama Republican officials (not to mention so many national Republicans), and so many fake Christians still back Moore and even say they would back him even if they had absolute proof that the disgusting stories we've heard are true; even more evidence than the super well-sourced and multi-sourced allegations we've already heard and seen documented. Alabama State Auditor, Jim Ziegler and others in Alabama, including Moore's own brother, have even bizarrely compared Judge Roy Moore and his alleged actions with a 14 year old girl to the relationship of the biblical Mary and Joseph, saying that that relationship produced the baby Jesus so how could what Moore did be wrong anyway? Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the "Jesus Defense" for pedophiles!

In other words, because of the Moore case, separation of church and state be damned! We now know that the state of Alabama is what amounts to one big government and church approved "Sanctuary City" for pedophiles. States Rights indeed! What would Jesus do?