Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

The word Pendejo is Puerto Rican slang for 'dumb-ass,' literally, dumb as a donkey. I hereby apologize to any donkeys that may feel insulted by the comparison to our fake president.

A few days ago, the ultimate dumb-ass perpetrator of fake news, the man whose middle name is "fake news," spent his time in Puerto Rico lying to the world about how swell his response to the needs of Puerto Ricans has gone and how well it has been received "by everyone;" "tremendous reviews," fab ratings and all that. He even had the gall to sit Puerto Rican officials down around a conference table with him and ask them to praise, not just his actions, but him himself. It was a blatant reminder of when he did the same thing with his cabinet of goons a few months ago.

Trump has also claimed, non-stop, that media reporting that he has been slow to respond and that his belated response was chaotic and hugely inefficient is "fake news." Comparing Maria to Katrina, he even demonstrated enough of his psychosis to question whether what happened to Puerto Rico should even be called "catastrophic." His entire trip was a classic textbook case of "Big Lie" technique, ala Josef Goebbels. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat often enough and people will start to believe it. In a series of progressively more bonkers tweets, President Crazy Pants whined...

Señor Trumpanzee even announced that he is the very first president to have visited Puerto Rico. He is, however, not the first but the tenth. He says he is very smart. Now that would be what we call Fake News!

Even Rex Tillerson, his Secretary of State has called him "a fucking moron," proving the old adage that even a broken clock is right twice per day. Put another way, it has to be seen as pretty pathetic that we have a president whose credibility is so low that a nation has turned its lonely eyes to the sleazbag, honorary Russian mobster, former head of EXXON for a glimpse of rare reality coming from the current administration. As tonight's meme illustrates, an awful lot of Puerto Ricans agree with Tillerson and why wouldn't they? In fact, I saw more than a few of these posters in New York City today. New Yorkers are printing them up as flyers. Let's see more of this. T-shirts, anyone? Billboards? Mugs? It should be easy to make the word Pendejo synonymous with Trump. After, all, it's one job he actually does seem capable of doing, with or without our help.

Oh, and it's his ratings that are way down; down to a 32% approval rating, according to the brand new Associated Press poll.