Midnight Meme Of The Day!

-by Noah

Heeerre's Donnie! Halloween weekend is here! But, the horrors at the White Supremacy House have been growing for a long time, since January 20th, in fact. They're creepy. They're crawly. They slither. They slime. They're the Trumpies! Bats in the Belfry! Toys in the attic! We keep hearing about how Le Orange Freak storms the halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue screaming at the TVs and staff, probably not even able to tell the difference between the two until Melania jabs a syringe in his copious butt area. Isn't it only a matter of time before he grips an axe in his tiny hands and starts hacking away? Will the elevator doors at the Trump hotel down the street soon unleash waves of blood? I sure wouldn't stay there! At least Motel 6 will leave the light on for you.