Friday, October 20, 2017

Midnight Meme Of The Day!


-by Noah

Oh, the anguish, the heartache that Donald Jackass Trump and his parents must have felt when little super-patriot Donnie, try as he might, as much as he wanted, just couldn't serve. But, back in those days, before Trump slithered out from under a rusting garbage can in some dark, dank, greasy, reeking New York alley to coat the walls of the White House with an amount of grossly alien slime that even those in Washington could never have imagined, presidents really routinely did write condolence letters. The Trumps must have stood and sung the national anthem to honor their country and the military when they got this letter; don't you think? No kneeling for the Trumps! And forget those alleged bone spurs. Donnie's little hands were just too small to handle a rifle anyway. All the real soldiers would have laughed at him, just like so many would now, if his presence as their commander wasn't so serious.

Mind you, it's not to late to do what's best for the country and the world and put Jackass in a tiger cage and leave him in the jungles of Vietnam where even Rambo can't find him.

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At 5:56 AM, Blogger Ronnie Goodson said...

" WE can only hope that your vast wealth and opulence can assuage you through these troubling times"
LBJ mocking the Trump's wealth or as the Brits say "taking the piss".
Remember that LBJ was born poor and married wealth.

At 7:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LBJ was slime. His pushing the Voting Rights Act into passage was a means to an end, combating global communism while making Vietnam safe for Nike to make shoes there.

It was already clear that minorities were proportionately more likely to be off fighting the wars for corporate colonialism than were comfortable white kids like the Orange-utan. Giving non-whites voting rights was intended to squelch the growing discontent with the structure of the US, lest the government have to extract troops from foreign colonial projects in order to keep the streets safe for capitalism at home.

Nixon ended the draft because the project to conquer the world for corporate profits was failing, and to prop it up any longer would have meant taking the kids of his "silent" majority to war. He knew that these "good" Americans believed that colonial wars were to be fought only by untermenschen.

And now? Economic class determines who is expendable and who is worthy of protection. If you don't have wealth, your only purpose in this society is to defend those who do from others like you.

Heil Die w├╝rdige reichen!

May Trump have to suck a golden dildo in Hell until it reaches climax.

At 1:34 PM, Blogger AverySays said...

Fake letter, but funny.


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