Attention, all vibrator fans: Could you tell the difference between a Rampant Rabbit and a Rampant Rabbi?

A Religious Experience!

Oi vey! The RAMPANT RABBI is a meticulously produced dildo in the shape of a Jewish teacher. His prayer cap gives the dildo a smooth, rounded top and each piece is made from phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. Use only with non-silicone lubes and wash in warm water.

The RAMPANT RABBI is a limited edition erotic piece of art of 100 pieces. Each one is numbered and signed by creator Shed Simove.

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by Ken

Now that you're all excited about Rampant Rabbi -- and his playmates Vagenie, Cunt Dracula, and the Buckingham Phallus -- I should warn you that can't just walk into your neighborhood toy shop and buy him. But I'm sure you want to know all there is to know about him. Let's turn the floor over to Haaretz. (Interestingly, no one seems to have clamored for a byline on this story.)

The latest buzz || 'Rampant rabbi' vibrator arouses legal battle between sex shop competitors

Lawyers at mega store Ann Summers got word of British comedian Shed Simove's product and challenged his application in court.

By Haaretz | Oct. 29, 2013 | 8:09 PM

British comedian Shed Simove started a legal battle with sex mega store Ann Summers over a vibrator he designed named the 'Rampant Rabbi,' when he tried to trademark the name.

Simove, a 42-year-old comic from London, designed a vibrator in the shape of a Jewish religious leader as part of his 'masturpieces' collection of sex toys, which also includes the 'Buckingham Phallus' -- a dildo that looks like Queen Elizabeth II.

'Rampant Rabbi' offers "the modern Jewish woman a religious experience" and comes with the tagline "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"

The rabbi dildo caused a stir when Simove tried to trademark his $160 vibrator. The lawyers at Ann Summers got word of the product and challenged his application in court as a "conflicting mark." Their argument is that the name 'Rampant Rabbi' is too similar to their own sexy toy 'Rampant Rabbit.'

Simove's response is that there is "no confusion" between the two rampant dildos and will continue to sell his version.

"I am Jewish and a fan of laughing at one's culture, Simove told the New York Daily News, when asked if his dildo might offend Jews.

Other provocative products Simove has created include a range of sweet candy called 'Clitoris Allsorts' and a published book called '50 Shades of Grey' containing only blank grey pages.

Here's the Rampant Rabbit Heart Throb, just one of many models in the Rampant Rabbit line.



GOOD NEWS -- THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TESTERS!

Hi there, Shed here. I'm the proud creator of the MASTURPIECES limited edition dildos and author of Success Or Your Money Back and Ideas Man. At MASTURPIECES, customer happiness is our prime concern and we currently have vacancies for the exciting position of DILDO TESTER.

This is a role that involves excellent job satisfaction, a flexible working position and a hugely exciting package. If you're chosen, you'll receive one of our limited edition 'work of art dildos' -- the VAGENIE, the RAMPANT RABBI, BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS or CUNT DRACULA -- completely free.

To be considered for this thrilling role, and to have the wildly sought-after opportunity of being able to place 'Dildo Tester' on your resumé, simply let us know the reasons you're suited for this job and any other relevant information you think might help your application using the form. [Click here to get to the form. -- Ed.]

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*CURRENTLY SEEKING LICENSE PARTNERS* If you’re a wholesaler in the adult industry, then please get in touch. This site showcases our carefully crafted creations: The VAGENIE (genie dildo), The RAMPANT RABBI (rabbi dildo), CUNT DRACULA (vampire dildo) and BUCKINGHAM PHALLUS (a dildo in the shape of the British Queen Elizabeth). Each dildo is handmade and limited to one hundred. We use phthalate-free and latex-free silicone. All dildos are delivered in plain packaging (we won't place a sticker on the box saying 'DILDO INSIDE').

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