Mystery GOP Senator Gropes David Brooks At Dinner-- But It Wasn't Lindsey Graham

NY Times right-wing columnist David Brooks won't tell which Republican senator fondled him under a table. Presumably they'll try to blame it on ex-Senator Larry Craig, in order to protect current Republican Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who insiders claim is the actual groper. Many years ago, McConnell was kicked out of the military-- after just a few days-- for inappropriately touching a private's privates. He's been very successful at covering that up for decades although Inside the Beltway it's well known that McConnell is an active closet queen with a make believe marriage similar to Craig's.

Right wing propagandist Ann Althouse, of course, blames the victim. Her readers are betting on Lindsey Graham. Now Graham is the other high profile hypocritical right-wing closet queen and he likes being billed as a "life-long committed bachelor." Although it isn't just Althouse's readers who are speculating that he was the one responsible for Brooks' dirty grab, folks who actually know Graham also know he is a prissy little queen from South Carolina, and in a committed relationship with a young man; he doesn't grope strangers under tables.




UPDATE: Or Maybe It Was Bruno

He may not be in the closet but Bruno is a gay Republican groper too. And he had a really good weekend. In fact the $14.2 million Bruno took in over the weekend was more than Grassley, McCain, McConnell, Lincoln, DeMint, Kyl, and Ben Nelson all got in bribes-- combined-- this quarter from the Medical-Industrial Complex to deep six Obama's health care reform plans.