Monday, February 02, 2009

Will Porn Star Stormy Daniels Run Against Whoremonger David Diapers Vitter?

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Will Stormy Daniels beat David Vitter (R-LA)?

In the run-up to his 2010 re-election campaign David Diapers Vitter has been working very hard to distract Louisiana voters from the brouhaha over his multiple sex scandals involving prostitutes in Louisiana and Washington, DC. Vitter, widely viewed as Congress' most hypocritical member, would rather Lousiana voters think of him as Congress' most reactionary member. And he's in a tight competition with South Carolina wingnut Jim DeMint for the title. They are the two who have virtually obstructed every single proposal and initiative that President Obama has made. And the two of them are icons of the neo-Confederate "No on Everything" movement within the Senate GOP caucus.

Given the pathetic state of the Louisiana Democratic Party, Vitter is more frightened of a primary challenge than he is of a general election challenge. Religious fanatic Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council (who has already run for the Senate in Louisiana) and neo-Nazi, Jay Dardenne, currently serving as Louisiana's Secretary of State, have both been checking out Vitter's vulnerability on his right flank. All roads point to his reputation as a whoremonger. Petrified that an opponent will keep reminding voters about Vitter's bizarre and perverted sexual history and all the cover-ups, denials, weepy admissions and so on, Vitter is trying to distract them in every way he can. On the first day of the new congressional session, he introduced 34 pieces of diversionary legislation, none of which are considered serious by anyone with a full set of teeth, about all the pet issues on the extreme right, from an anti-stem cell research bill, an anti-immigrant bill, anti-flag burning bill, to a proposal to encourage prayer in public schools. He is understandably eager to be associated with prayer rather than prostitutes and dirty adult diapers.

Unfortunately for Vitter, his opponents have no intention of letting his sex scandals just go away and today's Politico reports on a little shenanigan likely to get plenty of coverage in Louisiana. There is a movement afoot to get porn star Stormy Daniels to run against Vitter. While she hasn't been embraced by the Democratic Party-- which is still trying to recruit ex-Governor Kathleen Blanco-- Stormy, a Baton Rouge Libertarian, would be perfect for the GOP and would be a great countervailing forced against hypocrites like Perkins and Vitter. Could she beat Vitter? According to several prostitutes he's had long-standing arrangements with, that is his exact specialty. Leave it to Louisiana to spice up American politics! Let's just hope Blue Dog Charlie Melancon doesn't jump in looking for a three-way!

Sleeping Around is right up Vitter's alley. But I wonder if he'd bring the same thing to a desert island as Stormy says she would. Anyway, do you think she'd off Vitter serious competition? Let us know what you think.

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13 Comments:

At 1:49 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

Bidness as usual - it's a Long standing LA tradition. Stormy would have no problem Blazing new trails for erection in any parish. But does she have a brain to distract from that bod?

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

Too obvious, I know. Yet now that I've gotten that off my heaving chest, when are you gonna admit to pimping cheesecake for the purpose of engorging traffic.



Please, make it stop...

 
At 3:08 PM, Anonymous me said...

If she'd lose the garish makeup and the silicone tits and the porn-star expression on her face, she might look OK.

I say put it all on Vitter instead. A picture of him fixed up like that, wearing only his diaper of course, would do amazing things for his campaign.

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

Actually, I'm inclined to agree with me on this one. Not Me... but me.

Anyway, if I were designing the poor girl from scratch, she would have far smaller breasts, less peroxide in her hair, more of a sultry pout, have a copy of Silent Spring in her hand, and be clad in one of my old T-Shirts. And I'll stop there...

Yet I still don't think she'd have any problem getting elected if she has a brain and decided to run. Even though she has actually publicly expressed no interest in the job as of yet.

Sure beats looking at Boehner on CSPAN - especially if something useful came out of her maw.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

HILARIOUS! Dr. Know and me, wasted keystrokes.

She's in.

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

Lighten up. No one is taking this seriously, are they Bil? I bet you're a hoot at parties.

We're doomed.

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Bil said...

Oh no, ANOTHER curmudgeon.

It's serious.
Remember, I am a hoot at parties AND you are doomed.

Here's the petition for Stormy in La.
http://draftstormy.wufoo.com/forms/sign-our-petition/

And a better interview on Nightline, she thinks she would make a good president. MORE articulate than the last one. Looks like she can run a successful busyness too without her daddy's money?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUojtbMt0zk

 
At 1:55 AM, Blogger Dr. Know said...

The recruiters are serious, I know. There is no indication that she is, however.
Yet in a country that elected Bush twice and has Palin still in the running, I'd wager Stormy couldn't be any worse than either. Caring about animals rather than torturing them, she might just give a shit about people.

Remember, ultimately we're all doomed.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger Stash said...

"I have a horse..."

And the crowd went, "D'uh!?!?"

Go, Stormy! If she runs against Diapers, I'll contribute.

 
At 10:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As someone who grew up and lived much of his life in Southern Louisiana, I will definitely contribute to her campaign if she runs!

 
At 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stormy Daniels interview

 
At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stormy Daniels interview

 
At 2:50 AM, Blogger Tasleem Ali said...

Yet in a country that elected Bush twice and has Palin still in the running, I'd wager Stormy couldn't be any worse than either.

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