Senate Confronts The Aftermath Of The Larry Craig Scandal...

... with a new "How To" video for male evacuation etiquette. Too late for poor Larry Craig, who announced today he's not going to try to overturn his convictions of soliciting sex in a public toilet after all (too busy writing a book and setting up a consulting business), but perhaps in time to save the senatorial careers of Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and John Barrasso (R-WY). The House needs a copy urgently.