"You know who I like is that John McCain. You folks like John McCain?" More on McCranky from Dave. And the Crankyman fires back (shooting blanks)

The Crankyman cracked a smile with Dave on Tuesday

"He looks like the guy at the hardware store who makes the keys.
"He looks like the guy who can't stop talking about how well his tomatoes are doing.
"He looks like the guy who goes into town for turpentine.
"He looks like the guy who always has wiry hair growing out of new places.
"He looks like the guy who points out the spots they missed at the car wash."
--David Letterman, Tuesday night on Late Night

And then who should show up but our very own Senator McCranky? And he had "jokes" of his own to throw back at Dave:

"Well, you look like a guy whose laptop would be seized by the authorities.
"You look like a guy caught smuggling reptiles in his pants.
"You look like the guy who the neighbors later say, 'He mostly kept to himself.'
"You look like the night manager of a creepy motel.
"And you look like the guy who enjoys getting into a hot tub and watching his swim trunks inflate."

So, not only does McCranky need a total revamping of his wacko foreign policy, and some kind of domestic policy, and some ethics, and some conviction about whatever the heck it is he does believe, now it appears he also needs better comedy writers.

I still think McCranky looks like the guy at the bakery who doesn't hear his number called, or maybe the guy who gets frisky with the new waitress at IHOP.


WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT--WE'VE GONE TO THE ARCHIVE

And we'll be catching up on some of the McCranky "looks like" jokes we haven't reported. Watch this space.

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