Friday, January 18, 2008

IS LINDSEY GRAHAM TOO LIBERAL FOR SOUTH CAROLINA?

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Lindsey (right) keeps the damned kids off the lawn for the two grumpy geezers

Radical right dentist Buddy Witherspoon thinks Lindsey's a flaming liberal. And the radical right dentist is challenging him in the Palmetto State's Republican primary. The other Republican senator from South Carolina, raving lunatic Jim DeMint is the single most right-wing person in the U.S. Senate, worse even than James Inhofe (R-OK), John Cornyn (R-TX), Saxby Chamberpot (R-GA), John Barrasso (R-WY), and Miss McConnell (R-KY). DeMint is the worst of the worst-- the #1 reactionary of all 100 senators. Lindsey Graham is only the 21st most reactionary-- between Sam Brownback and Larry Craig. His voting record is a mirror image of Cheney's reptilian brain. But he backed Bush on his cheap-workers-for-corporations immigration policies and he's a shameless Mini-Me for the hated McCain.

After far right South Carolina Treasurer Tom Ravenel was caught distributing cocaine, South Carolina's neo-nazi and KKK extremist wing of the Republican Party had to look for another challenger to gay Lindsey. They turned to the radical right dentist, still bitter over having been forced to resign from the Klan by RNC Chairman Jim Nicholson.

Wednesday Witherspoon launched a TV ad aimed at tying Graham, the #1 backer of McCain's crucial South Carolina campaign, to illegal immigration. Something tells me neither McCain nor gay Lindsey wants to see this on TV all weekend:

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4 Comments:

At 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Abraham Lincoln made a BIG mistake. Not only should he have let those idiot hick clods go, he should have KICKED them out. "And don't come back until you're civilized!"

Instead, our Civil War caused, in addition to enormous loss of life and money, enduring resentment in the South that persists to this day. It has also led to a long string of absolutely atrocious presidents and congresses.

And the clods are STILL not civilized.

 
At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here in Texas children are taught that the South WON the Civil War because, "we made the Yankees take us back."

Thanks for honestly using the word "reactionary" in this article. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, and goodness knows DEFECATES like a duck--it's a frelling duck!

 
At 12:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know he's probably worried about being too liberal compared to this wacko dentist, but...

I have a feeling Lindsey is DELIGHTED when he finds Larry Craig on top of him.

hehe. sorry.

 
At 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA Graham liberal at all what? He is a conservative not saying its bad i live in south Carolina i don't like him but that's because i am the only dam liberal in south Carolina

 

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