HOMOPHOBIC REPUBLICAN HOMOSEXUALS UPDATE: BOB ALLEN SAID HE'D PAY TO BLOW THE COP TO ESCAPE... SCARY BLACK PEOPLE
No, this isn't the big Dana Rohrabacher expose; that will come later once we have clearance from all the witnesses. This is just some hilarious stuff about our old friend, Florida McCain co-chair and Rep. Bob Allen. Recall, please, that this is the drooling wingnut who authored the Sexual Predator Elimination Act and then got caught in a public restroom offering a plainclothes policeman $20 for the pleasure of performing fellatio on him.
A couple days ago the Orlando Sentinel finally got Allen's side of the story out. The story is kind of revolting and I don't even want to quote it so if you want to peer into the mind of a Republican perp, just hit the link. Pam's got the sordid tale over at AmericaBlog and it appreas that Allen's defense is going to be eith "black panic or fat people panic or fat black people panic made me agree to perform oral sex on the guy-- and pay for it." Republicans are really sick; we all know that. But they also take us for complete morons.
Or is it just better in Republican circles to be a racist than a homophobe?
I knew Crooks & Liars would get a video up sooner or later!