Monday, August 06, 2007

HOMOPHOBIC REPUBLICAN HOMOSEXUALS UPDATE: BOB ALLEN SAID HE'D PAY TO BLOW THE COP TO ESCAPE... SCARY BLACK PEOPLE

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No, this isn't the big Dana Rohrabacher expose; that will come later once we have clearance from all the witnesses. This is just some hilarious stuff about our old friend, Florida McCain co-chair and Rep. Bob Allen. Recall, please, that this is the drooling wingnut who authored the Sexual Predator Elimination Act and then got caught in a public restroom offering a plainclothes policeman $20 for the pleasure of performing fellatio on him.

A couple days ago the Orlando Sentinel finally got Allen's side of the story out. The story is kind of revolting and I don't even want to quote it so if you want to peer into the mind of a Republican perp, just hit the link. Pam's got the sordid tale over at AmericaBlog and it appreas that Allen's defense is going to be eith "black panic or fat people panic or fat black people panic made me agree to perform oral sex on the guy-- and pay for it." Republicans are really sick; we all know that. But they also take us for complete morons.

Or is it just better in Republican circles to be a racist than a homophobe?

I knew Crooks & Liars would get a video up sooner or later!

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8 Comments:

At 7:27 PM, Blogger Jimmy the Saint said...

I can't wait for the NAACP to picket this guy's trial. Is he trying to taint the trail? I hope they lock this asshat up for the maximum sentence.

 
At 5:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It occurs to me that you could put together a hilarious stand-up routine just by stringing together narratives of the most outlandish GOP excuses for felonious behavior.

They are so very divorced from any semblance of reality that they may actually have no real idea of how their stories SOUND to sane people.

Mrs. K8

 
At 7:28 PM, Anonymous j said...

the only morons are the other republicans who refuse to call him on this; just because he is "one of them".

And that says just about all we need to know.

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I think his taint is already trailed. Or his tail is already tainted. Whatever.

 
At 7:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to hear more about this big Dana Rohrabacher expose...

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger Duke said...

Look at that face. He scares even me.

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Or is it just better in Republican circles to be a racist than a homophobe"?
Don't you mean it is better, in repug circles, to a racist than a homosexual?

 
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous dana pointless said...

The Dana reference has GOT to be a tease. Anything too good to be true, usually is.

 

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