RUMSFELD... STILL HERE, STILL... BONKERS

Mags is back on the case. And she filed her first DWT report in months this morning:

The Washington Times and Time report that Rumsfeld will create a Foundation to teach about U.S. Engagement in World Affairs.

[Satire begins here]

Earlier today this reporter asked Rumsfeld how he would teach his pupils to engage the rest of the world.

Reporter: "Mr. Rumsfeld, what are the primary accomplishments you feel qualifies you to create such a foundation?"

Rumsfeld: "I suggest that folks head over to Think Progress where they have outlined a few of my main achievements in the war. You see the brilliance with which I executed the war... pun intended... heh heh... will not be recognized for decades. That is, unless I create this foundation. Gotta catapult the propaganda... urrrr, no that was George's line. But, well you know what I mean. It takes a good deal of time to prove a negative, but we are damn well gonna try."

Reporter: "Rummy, may I call you Rummy?"

Rummy: "No, of course not!!!!"

Reporter: "Ok then, Mr. Secretary, what would you say are the best tactics to begin negotiations and to establish the proper relationships when you are dealing with other leaders in the world?"

Rumsfeld: "Well, first you grab their nipples and give them a tweak.....like this."



Then, while they are distracted by that tactic, you reach up and grab them by the balls......Like this



...and, give them a good yank. That will get just about anyone's attention."

Reporter: "Thank you Mr. Secretary."

-Mags