MEAN JEAN SCHMIDT vs MICHELE BACHMANN'S PUKE
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-by Karen Allen
This past Thursday in Washington, U.S. Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-OH) celebrated St. Patrick’s Day early... in her own unique way. Schmidt, known in her district and elsewhere as “Mean Jean,” entered a bathroom in the Cannon Office Building, stepped in vomit on the floor and fell into it. How unpleasant for the vomit, which is thought to have been deposited there by a celebratory and inebriated Michele Bachmann (R-MN)! Schmidt emerged from the bathroom indignantly screaming about the lack of janitorial services therein. Shrill shrew Schmidt soon attracted a group of people with her screeching and gratingly loud voice who then observed the vomit running down the back of her clothing.
DWT readers will recall Schmidt’s ranting speech in November of 2005, when she denigrated Pennsylvania’s Jack Murtha causing the ensuing chaos that shut down the House of Representatives for half an hour. Of last week’s spectacle, Politico reader Vaughn D. Taylor said, “Cowards slip and fall, real representatives never do.” Rep. Jack Murtha had no comment other than a loud guffaw.
What goes around, comes around, Mean Jean, even if it's via lunatic extremist Michele Bachmann.
Labels: Mean Jean Schmidt, Michele Bachmann
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 5:26 PM
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Please, please, please, as James Brown used to say: tell me where you got the idea that it was Michele's vomit that JS slipped in.
Was it just satire/snark, or is there someone really claiming that?
I write for the Dump Bachmann blog in Minnesota, trying to source that and I can't find it on Google.
Please tell us where you got the Bachmann connection, in a comment to this thread.
Bachmann vomiting? who would think of something like that?
So fitting. A puke rolls in puke. I hated mean jean since she so nastily trashed Murtha last year. From then on whenever I've seen that thing with her flag bows I have to keep from puking myself.
This is the best thing I've heard in a long time.
"Instant Karma's gonna get you." - Lennon
Well, yeah. I don't have much sympathy for Jean's clothing either, but who besides Karen Allen said it "is thought to have been deposited" by Bachmann? I can think that too, but I didn't until I read this post. Back it up?
The janitors were speculating about which congresswomen had been in the lady's room before Mean Jean slipped and fell in the vomit. Whichever one puked didn't clean it up and didn't report it to the janitorial staff; she just slinked away. There were 4 or 5 suspects and no one knows for sure if it was Bachmann but she was seen going into the same facility and was suspected of being drunk out of her mind. Someone else told me it was Marilyn Musgrave but unless we get them on the stand, under oath, I doubt we'll ever find out whose puke Mean Jean Schmidt actually slipped in.
Bachmann sounds like she's about one joint away from a George Michael arrest...
Mean Jean surely doesn't believe in socialized janitorial services, does she?
Let her pay out of her own pocket for a private janitor to come clean up the puke. Don't stick the taxpayers with the tab!
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