Tuesday, December 12, 2006

You can see how ashamed Sean Hannity is of who and what he is when you look at the fake-angelic puss he puts on anytime he poses for a picture

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One stray thought about Sean Hannity, which I thought I might mention, but didn't, when I was putting up timcanhear's post about our Sean's appalling mouthing off in front of American soldiers in Iraq.

I have to say that Sean H is for me one of the most revolting lugheads of the Media Right: an out-and-out, untiring thug, who I think is actually stupid enough to believe a fair amount of the bullshit he spews every time he opens his foul mouth. (As opposed to, say, Rush, who you know doesn't believe much of any of it. It's all show biz to him--the gimmick he found to sell his all-whore soul to broadcast execs and advertisers.) And he seems truly to have no clue as to the infinite scope of his stupidity and ignorance. I mean, the SOB doesn't seem to know a frigging thing about any subject in the universe. He just parrots, in that all-out bullying, threatening tone, whatever psychotic hate-mongering propaganda is fed into that gaping hole in his head. His only reason for existing is to scream his passion for ignorance, hatred and bigotry.

But there is one curious thing I've noticed, in the course of scrounging up photos of our Sean for the blog, which I've had occasion to do a number of times. Each time, I come up against the same weird phenomenon. Anytime the scumbag poses for a photo, he's got this grotesque, repulsive fake-angelic smile on his puss. I can't find a single posed photo of him without it. And while I grant you that I don't watch him much on TV--"as little as possible" would describe it--I don't recall ever seeing him smile, and certainly not this fake-altar-boy smile. (I imagine that the things that make him smile--maybe something really hilarious like thinking about that bitch Cindy Sheehan's son dying--produce the kind of demented grin you see on sociopaths and mental patients.)

At the same time I have never seen a photo of our Sean working, including the many screen shots of him you find online, smiling. It's always either the vacant expression of zombie possession or simply the face of raw hate.

6 Comments:

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Nate said...

People like Hannity and political bugs like Tom Delay in his famous 'mug shot' don't have the capability for spontaneous joy so smiling is alien to them. What you are seeing is the smile of someone who practices in front of a mirror for a half hour per day. The kind that go for that "authentic" smile look on their face but who are totally incapable of genuine authenticity.

 
At 3:01 PM, Blogger TSop said...

The best line ever was when Alec Baldwin was on a talk show in New York on WABC (which also carries Hannity) and got into it with Hannity when he called in - he really laid him away - "no talent whore" - he called him. Hannity was seething. It was awesome. Then he said Hannity sounds like a gaelic term that footballers over in Ireland would use to describe someone who had zero ability on the field..."No, he can't play any good...he's a Hannity!" I still laugh at that one. Also, I read somewhere that Hannity hates to be told he looks like Lou Costello...

 
At 6:03 PM, Blogger KenInNY said...

"He's a Hannity"--thanks, I love that. Well done, Alec!

Ken

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has mistaken an ability to read and the ability to achieve a near perfect vacuum for real knowledge and power.

He might even be less intellectually curious than you know who.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A more precise spelling of Sean Hannity would be ... Shun Honnesty.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you catch Hannity when he had Jesse Ventura on his show? That boy was walking on egg shells when "challenging" Jesse on his Anti George Bush views. He knew that Jesse could hurl his wimpy frail body across the room with just one swift backhand across Hannity's big fat mouth.

 

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