Quote of the day: If George W. Bush had been brung up a little better, one of many lessons he mighta been learned is: Quit squintin', jackass!

"Narrowed eyes are not a substitute for intelligence. Just look at George Bush."
--a lady lawyer in San Luis Obispo instructing her two cowboy clients (who shot a cocker spaniel they mistook for a coyote) to stop squinting, in a "Lives of the Cowboys" segment from last night's "summer rebroadcast" of a Thanksgiving outing of Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion from (coincidentally) San Luis Obispo