FATHERS AND DAUGHTERS-- REPUBLICAN STYLE. CONRAD BURNS PULLS A CURT WELDON TRICK

Jeepers! Now I feel bad that I singled out the daughter of fat, ole, corrupt sack o' shit Curt Weldon. Oh, it's not because I had my facts wrong or anything like that. Weldon's daughter has inded been a bag lady collecting millions of dollars in bribes for the Weldon Family from shady Russian and Sebian criminal interests. But what I didn't realize is that this is a basic Republican Party value and that in singling out Weldon-- regardless of how corrupt and criminal his activties-- I was ignoring all these other Republicrooks who suck up the bribes through their family members. And I'm not just about the obvious career criminals like Tom DeLay and families raised to be mobsters.


In fact, just yesterday the BILLINGS GAZETTE reported about how the #1 most corrupt Senator in the whole U.S.-- someone who takes no back seat even to the low-down likes of Bill Frist and Rick Santorum-- Montana's own Conrad Burns, was pullin' some strings for his daughter too. "Republican Sen. Conrad Burns announced a $1 million federal contract in 2003 for a company that employed his former top aide as a lobbyist and that put Burns' daughter, Keely, on its board of advisers two months after the senator announced the money." Burns, already beleagured by all kinds of investigations stemming from the bribes he was taking from his pal Jack Abramoff, refuses to answer any questions about this. Keely claims she "never received a dime," which is also what DeLay's daughter said and what Cunningham's and Doolittle's little wives said.