IF YOU COULD ASK CHIMPY ONE QUESTION WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Today's BOSTON GLOBE has an exclusive Suzanne Ryan interview with 60 MINUTES superstar Mike Wallace (now 87 years old). And the first question out of the shoot: "President George W. Bush has declined to be interviewed by you. What would you ask him if you had the chance?"

Although Wallace's old colleague Dan Rather was viciously savaged, many would say professionally destroyed," by Bush's propaganda machine when he tried to take on the fascist-oriented resident of the White House, Wallace didn't mince any words. "What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? In your background, Mr. President, you apparently were incurious. You didn't want to travel. You knew very little about the military. . . . The governor of Texas doesn't have the kind of power that some governors have. . . . Why do you think they nominated you? . . . Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so fucked up?"

Damned he's good. And now we have... Sean Hannity.


SUNDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE: POOR WALLACE WAS AFFLICTED WITH A FASCIST CHILD (WHO WORKS FOR FAUX "NEWS")

The far right extremist website, NEWSMAX has an attack piece quoting Fox lunatic fringe anchorman, Chris Wallace, which demonstrates exactly what Right Wing family values are really all about. After his revered father gave a much publicized interview covering (brilliantly of course) the ugliness of the disastrous Bush Regime, the unfilial son savagely lashed into his father and claimed he was initiating a competence hearing against his 87 year old dad. I think he prefers Hannity.