DOES JEB BUSH REMIND YOU OF A BIG PLATTER OF CANE-GLAZED PORK CHOPS WITH APPLE CHUTNEY?

Cubans-- the patriotic ones in Cuba-- may hate George W. Bush (like someone, somewhere outside the Confederacy and Utah doesn't??) but because their country is so poor and so many people don't have enough food to eat, it is the corpulent Jeb Bush that most Cubans really detest (again, the patriotic ones in Cuba. The ones in Florida seem to relish his right-wing politics, his fat ass and his sagging breasts.) Apparently hungry Cubans see tv images of Jeb and immediately start thinking of big heaping plates of Massas de Puerco.

In fact today Cuban President Fidel Castro made some disparaging remarks about Jeb's rotundity. In fact, in a speech about a terrorist from Florida he referred to Jeb as "the fat little brother in Florida," although later he clarified and asked forgiveness. "It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health."

Forever uptight, the governor's office wouldn't "dignify this with a response," a spokesman said. When reporters asked Jeb himself what he thought he couldn't answer because his mouth was stuffed with food.