by Noah
Once again, Obama's nefarious non-existent spies have provided us with what some people are saying is an exclusive peek at the Republican Party's 2020 Con-Vention theme song! When reached for comment, party spokescretins Kayleigh McEnany and David Duke told us:
Our fabulous new Republican Party theme song will be available to all card-carrying Republican Party comrades on 78rpm 10-inch record and Edison Cylinder via all Republican campaign websites. And, if you act fast, Sen. Ron Johnson and Sen Chuck Grassley will come sing it at your front door just as soon as they return from their next meeting at The Kremlin for a campaign donation of just $2000. For an additional donation in an undisclosed amount, they will sing it to you via two empty GOYA bean cans connected with stained yellow string.
Considering what a terrible job the Democrats have done pretending to be an opposition party while passing everything Trump wants, "We Are The Worst" should be the theme song of the Democratic Convention. Four nights of inane verbiage about how awful Trump is, but we promise to not fundamentally change anything - except the namelate under the Oval Office mailbox.
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ReplyDelete1:13, You've done it again. You have an uncanny and unwitting ability to prove your detractors correct.
ReplyDelete3:30, you are just upset that I wouldn't allow you to play milking machine with my udder. I don't care that Joe Biden thinks you need more practice.
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